chuck norris fact
You know what? I think that I didn't tell you all my awesome Chuck Norris fact that I made up. Yes I made up a Chuck Norris fact and yes, it is awesome.*
Ahem. Here goes.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.
*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, Stephen Colbert tells me, I really can do all things - and so can you.
P.S. Yay for new Magnetic Fields!
P.P.S. I found out that Marina left Bonde do Role and this makes me very sad. Pedro and Gorky are looking for a new female singer - in fact they're going on some show in Brazil to find one - but what are the chances she'll be a kickass riotgrrl with pink hair, a raspy voice and the ability to make up songs about how James Bond is gay?! nada, meus amigos.
Ahem. Here goes.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.
*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, Stephen Colbert tells me, I really can do all things - and so can you.
P.S. Yay for new Magnetic Fields!
P.P.S. I found out that Marina left Bonde do Role and this makes me very sad. Pedro and Gorky are looking for a new female singer - in fact they're going on some show in Brazil to find one - but what are the chances she'll be a kickass riotgrrl with pink hair, a raspy voice and the ability to make up songs about how James Bond is gay?! nada, meus amigos.