a testimonial pertaining to my character
the boy: *unzips his jeans*
kaizoku: *looks up*
the boy: Attracted by the sound of a zipper unzipping, [kaizoku] looks away from his computer.
kaizoku: *laughs and covers his face in embarrassment*
the boy: You are sooo sketchy, I don't even know, dude! *zips back up after tucking in his shirt*
kaizoku: *looks slightly disappointed*
I haven't been updating much because of I've been trying to go to bed early so as to avoid contracting the PLAGUE from the boy. So far, it seems to be working. In other real life news, YAY MY MUFFLER'S NOT CRACKED! I still has car. :-)
Off to go see the place where I'll be pet-sitting for the next couple works. I hope it has internet. *crosses fingers*
P.S. I tried to tell my co-workers about True Porn Clerk Stories (because it is so outrageously awesome) but I think they thought I was sketchy. /o\ I'M SO NOT SKETCHY! I'M REALLY LIKE THE LEAST SKETCHY PERSON OUT THERE. Damnit, that doesn't sound very convincing, does it?
ETA: Preposition fail now corrected.
ETA2: IT HAS INTERNETS.
ETA3: Comments locked on this entry. SPAMMERS GO AWAY.
kaizoku: *looks up*
the boy: Attracted by the sound of a zipper unzipping, [kaizoku] looks away from his computer.
kaizoku: *laughs and covers his face in embarrassment*
the boy: You are sooo sketchy, I don't even know, dude! *zips back up after tucking in his shirt*
kaizoku: *looks slightly disappointed*
I haven't been updating much because of I've been trying to go to bed early so as to avoid contracting the PLAGUE from the boy. So far, it seems to be working. In other real life news, YAY MY MUFFLER'S NOT CRACKED! I still has car. :-)
Off to go see the place where I'll be pet-sitting for the next couple works. I hope it has internet. *crosses fingers*
P.S. I tried to tell my co-workers about True Porn Clerk Stories (because it is so outrageously awesome) but I think they thought I was sketchy. /o\ I'M SO NOT SKETCHY! I'M REALLY LIKE THE LEAST SKETCHY PERSON OUT THERE. Damnit, that doesn't sound very convincing, does it?
ETA: Preposition fail now corrected.
ETA2: IT HAS INTERNETS.
ETA3: Comments locked on this entry. SPAMMERS GO AWAY.