A poem, created from the first lines of 21 songs on my ipod ( Read more... )

The boy, old enough to shave, but not old enough to do it well, whose coat was scribbled with the colors of his clan, and whose hair had been cut short especially, stood at the temple palace's gates. He had been standing there since dawn, and now the sun had stopped rising, and was about to fall ( Read more... )

Here are some stories I've written recently

Written because I liked the pun:

The following stories are a work of friction. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, especially the dead ones, is a coincidence.

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Long time no update, but this is a biggie.

I turned gay. I was intending to become a vegetarian, but realised this gives me less restrictions on what I put in my mouth.

Also, I've shaved off the beard.

Exams: Passed

Update to arrive after exams mid-November. Please be patient until abnormal service resumes.

If you've been watching the progress of my diet over here you'll see things are coming along well.

I've not been recording the amount of calories I've been eating because:

• Laziness
• Not being anal enough
• Laziness
• Can't be bothered
• Laziness

What should I do about lunch? I like the idea of packed lunches from a save money and not unknown amounts of lard, but the 'sit around in bag until lunchtime' aroma is putting me off. Give me advice plzthx.

Also, gym signup 7pm tomorrow. I'll see if I like the place first.

I'm going to change my life. Solve some problems and stuff.

Since this is going to be long, I'll cut it. But for those of you who want to know how lardy I am, have a look at this:

My lard chart

All right, now for the admission of failure and the plan to resolve, behind the ( cut )

Naughty me. I've gone all slack.

At the moment I'm engaging in my usual self defeating behaviours, which include procratination. I need a good kick up the arse.