I got back from Mount Gambier on Friday night. But because I'm lazy, I haven't updated. Instead, I mocked up a funky new magazine that you all should investigate. I hope it makes up for any inconvenience. ( Read more... )

I just discovered 100 bucks in my bank account that I forgot I was going to have in there! I WIN AT MONEYS!

It was dirty terminals. Phew!

My car has died. I think or hope it's the battery, but I tried jumping it a few times and it just groaned before having it go completely dead. If it's the starter motor then I'm screwed with a 20" Whitworth. (and here's a shout out to all my rotational fastening device enthusiast homies.)

I wrote down my shopping list wrong today. I apparently wanted to buy laundry deterrent. Actually, I do want to buy laundry deterrent.

Does electronic music confuse you? Are you uncertain as to when "Trance" is in the "House"? Not sure if a track is 'progressive'? Don't know what to do when the track "breaks"? I'm not surprised, since there seems to be more genres than people making music. The names are all over the place.

Help is at hand: Ishkur explains, using diagrams. Oh God ( Read more... )

Symbol of modern democracy found in New York. Not that one.

Is it nominative determinism that I saw two pregnant women today called natalie?

Cower minions ( Read more... )

You know, I want to see some sort of diet/exercise/general-shit-together-ness advice book that avoids these reasons why I hate them:

1. "Boil the bran for two hours, mix in a little watered down skim milk, and enjoy!" Firstly, I don't have two hours to boil my bran (euphemism gnome likes that phrase) and secondly, you know that the 'enjoy' is ( Read more... )