The News!

[jvandenberg]

Long time no update, but this is a biggie.

I turned gay. I was intending to become a vegetarian, but realised this gives me less restrictions on what I put in my mouth.

Also, I've shaved off the beard.

Comments

[plorkwort]

Hi Ja-mes!
How is the doctorbing going?

[melinika]

I always said that being vegetarian sublimated my desire for meat into sex, thereby enhancing it. But your entry, as intended, made me lulz a bit. ;)

[urbeatle]

So, who smacked your head repeatedly on a car door?

[skittn]

LOL

"Turned gay"

Careful, they may not realise you're serious.

<3

[kerri9494]

PS0T GIF, also of beard.