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1 - Phone / Action

May 07, 2011 20:15

[It takes the man on the phone some time to actually realize what the device is intended for. He's holding it at arm's length. As a result, his voice is distant.]

... this is a dream. It must be. There's no rational explanation for why I can no longer feel ( Read more... )

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pants_yourmove May 8 2011, 03:32:54 UTC

Magic... oh...

So I guess this is the beginning of a new wave of people.

[[Clears his throat.]]

I'm Aaron, this is Mayfield and like me and some others you have been kidnapped.

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 04:19:08 UTC

[Oh what. No, seriously, what. There is a voice on the other end of this thing.]

... Come again?

[Anders, hold the phone closer to your head.]

pants_yourmove May 8 2011, 04:42:45 UTC

My name is Aaron.

You've been kidnapped and brought here. There are a lot of people like you, like me, who been taken here.

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 04:47:43 UTC

[Perhaps the facepalm will somehow translate over the phonelines.]

Kidnapped. Oh... that's... that's lovely.

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notsaul May 8 2011, 04:00:51 UTC

[WOLVES HAVE GREAT HEARING]

Dude, if your underwear is on fire, you totally need to take it off.

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 04:20:31 UTC

My--

[Anders hasn't quite figured out how to hold the phone yet, it seems.]

Not mine. It's a saying. Who--who is this?

notsaul May 8 2011, 04:33:01 UTC

HEY

FUCKFACE

HOLD THE PHONE TO YOUR FACE!

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 04:48:31 UTC

[Well, see. That just makes him hold it away again.]

Stop yelling! How am I to know what this... thing does!

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rivaini_rogue May 8 2011, 04:36:38 UTC

[Yelling. Into the phone.]

It's not the Fade! Already tried that idea!

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 04:50:23 UTC

[Oh speaking of flaming knickers--]

... Isabella?

rivaini_rogue May 8 2011, 04:52:49 UTC

Pick up the weird thing with the fat things on the ends!

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 05:05:51 UTC

I have picked it up. It isn't helping!

[Put it to your face, Anders.]

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spellbent May 8 2011, 06:21:46 UTC

[ sigh ]

Put the phone to your ear.

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 06:26:08 UTC

[Thankfully for Warren... Isabella explained it a little better.]

Yes, I've heard that helps, surprisingly enough. How anyone is supposed to figure it out in the first place is beyond me.

spellbent May 8 2011, 06:27:54 UTC

Some of us are from places where these things are actually common.

justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 06:31:18 UTC

[He scoffs.]

I've not heard of anything like this in all of Thedas.

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[Phone] elevatoravatar May 8 2011, 12:32:56 UTC

"It seems this place has stolen you away and separated you from your magics as well. Though, perhaps if your foci was these flaming underpants, you simply need find another pair, if you truly can withstand that kind of pain."

[Phone] justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 18:58:27 UTC

So I've heard.

[A beat.]

... I said Andraste's flaming knickers. Does no one in this place recognize a curse for what it is?

Re: [Phone] elevatoravatar May 8 2011, 19:20:01 UTC

"I know not who this Andreste is, and why their knickers would be aflame then. Is it a magical ritual from your world? A spirit of flame? Oh so many possibilities for a curse so odd...."

[Phone] justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 19:22:36 UTC

Andraste.

A prophet who was set on fire several Ages ago. It's a curse. A swear. 'Oh Andraste's burnt backside, I've stubbed my toe'.

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