1 - Phone / Action

[justiceis_hard]

[It takes the man on the phone some time to actually realize what the device is intended for. He's holding it at arm's length. As a result, his voice is distant.]

... this is a dream. It must be. There's no rational explanation for why I can no longer feel

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[rivaini_rogue]

[Yelling. Into the phone.]

It's not the Fade! Already tried that idea!

[justiceis_hard]

[Oh speaking of flaming knickers--]

... Isabella?

[rivaini_rogue]

Pick up the weird thing with the fat things on the ends!

[justiceis_hard]

I have picked it up. It isn't helping!

[Put it to your face, Anders.]

[rivaini_rogue]

You've got to put it by your mouth.

[justiceis_hard]

There's something I wasn't certain I wanted to hear come out of your mouth...

[But he does it anyway.]

Better?

[rivaini_rogue]

At least I didn't say put it in your mouth.

That's better! Welcome to some landlocked nightmare or another.

[justiceis_hard]

I don't like making a habit of putting strange things in my mouth...

Where are we? Is everyone here?

[rivaini_rogue]

And that's why you have these little moments of being boring.

I wouldn't say everyone. Varric's here, of course. Let's see... Hawke, Fenris, Zev--oh, you don't know him--and it looks like I'm living in a house of sorts with someone who claims to be the Arishok!

[justiceis_hard]

What you call being boring, I call having more important concerns.

Varric? And Hawke? That's good news. A shame about the other one... if anyone had been left out...

[This is truly hell if he's stuck here with Fenris. Hooray.]

Wait -- the Arishok?

[rivaini_rogue]

Yes! Only he's a very tall, dark, and handsome man right now, so I'm thoroughly confused.

[justiceis_hard]

Not a qunari?

[rivaini_rogue]

Not even a bit.

[justiceis_hard]

Then how can that possibly be the arishok?

[rivaini_rogue]

Varric is also larger than usual.

[justiceis_hard]

Isabella!

[Sputter - Anders where did your mind go.]

I didn't need to hear that.