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May 07, 2011 20:15

[It takes the man on the phone some time to actually realize what the device is intended for. He's holding it at arm's length. As a result, his voice is distant.]

... this is a dream. It must be. There's no rational explanation for why I can no longer feel ( Read more... )

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[Phone] elevatoravatar May 8 2011, 12:32:56 UTC

"It seems this place has stolen you away and separated you from your magics as well. Though, perhaps if your foci was these flaming underpants, you simply need find another pair, if you truly can withstand that kind of pain."

[Phone] justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 18:58:27 UTC

So I've heard.

[A beat.]

... I said Andraste's flaming knickers. Does no one in this place recognize a curse for what it is?

Re: [Phone] elevatoravatar May 8 2011, 19:20:01 UTC

"I know not who this Andreste is, and why their knickers would be aflame then. Is it a magical ritual from your world? A spirit of flame? Oh so many possibilities for a curse so odd...."

[Phone] justiceis_hard May 8 2011, 19:22:36 UTC

Andraste.

A prophet who was set on fire several Ages ago. It's a curse. A swear. 'Oh Andraste's burnt backside, I've stubbed my toe'.

elevatoravatar May 8 2011, 19:34:52 UTC

"I apologize, for I have summoned many spirits of heroes, gods, angels and demons and never once come across the one you speak of. Perhaps he does not exist on all planes, like many do."

justiceis_hard May 9 2011, 03:48:08 UTC

... Right. The Chantry would have a field day with a statement like that.

It doesn't particularly matter to me whether or not Andraste exists on a plane. I can still swear by her burning parts if I like.

elevatoravatar May 9 2011, 10:39:05 UTC

"Seeing as how I know not what this Chantry is, I can not react appropriately. As for swearing, certainly! Swear with all the vigor and strength of your heart. Just I do not think that many people here will understand. Perhaps giggle, but I suspect that is not the right tone."

[she pauses for a minute]

"May I ask what you can no longer feel?"

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