I been str8 up ballin lately! To all my critix, you can kiss my whole asshole, and to all my fans, I do it all for you Baybeez ( Read more... )

See if you can spot lil old Reba in this footage at an Robin Williams Oscar party. It was some benefit for Christopher Reeves orphan, but I was like, "what's the point of me paying cover when I'll just steal it back from off your night stand in the half-lit, half-alive dawn ( Read more... )

HEY IM BACK!.

I'll letcha know about my wicked new life when I'm not so high on all those drugs I found on the floor at the mall.

My new life is so exciting! Since lil_reba decided to persue her own path to wellness, my star has finally been allowed to shine! I think she was jus jelis cause I was getting more tips in our mother--daughter act. A little annoyed that she knows all the good pushers in des moines and din't leave me with hook ups ( Read more... )

Everything's coming up Reba ( Read more... )

STARVE STYLE-WATCH: Lolly-Pop Heads!!A new fashion craze is sweeping hollywood, and here at Starve we give you the latest lowdown on celeb style! Thanks to lo-carb, vegan, liquid-only diets, female stars are sporting increasingly emaciated bodies, and with their glamourous up-do's they're looking like walking lolly pops! Although they have to ( Read more... )

Hey Ya'll!!!

Since the holidays have hit and I'm a single mom of one and a half (lil_dylan is really more dead than alive), I've got nothin better to do than tool around on the innanet! So I've created a community for starve_ magazine, since I can't afford to publish anything real!

It's gonna be so much cooler than ohnotheydidnt, and a lot dirrtier! I really ( Read more... )

Since Uncle Georgie (didn't know he was a Jukes??) won it looks like Lil Reba will be doing all the family surgery for another four years - Dang it! If I wake up in one more alley in a pool of my own blood beside a Korean with a coat hanger I might just bomb the white house! I can't vote cause I'm a felon, and Dickhead Cheney was up in my area ( Read more... )

Did I bleach my fem 'stache for this???

isn't it ironic, doncha think, when you get up from your computer chair, and feel a sexy load of hot cum slide out of your beav-area, and think you're a real minxy milf, only to realize soon after that it's actually mustard from the giant red hot you just ate in your underpants? Yeah, me too ( Read more... )