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Nov 05, 2004 14:42

Since Uncle Georgie (didn't know he was a Jukes??) won it looks like Lil Reba will be doing all the family surgery for another four years - Dang it! If I wake up in one more alley in a pool of my own blood beside a Korean with a coat hanger I might just bomb the white house! I can't vote cause I'm a felon, and Dickhead Cheney was up in my area warning me and all my Blackey Brethren not to bother even trying. So I didn't.

XDxaxmxnxixtx PxAxTxTxY!
How you gonna up and leave yer baby mama here in this cold and lonely tundra! The wind whistles your name but no one answers! Fuck! You're an integral part of my internet family, and with lil_reba entering tween-hood she just doesn't have the time to get drunk with her ol' ma anymore. COME BACK, PATTY!

Another day, another pencil-thin celebrity sighting...
Luv ya,
R
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