an ode to Patty...
isn't it ironic, doncha think, when you get up from your computer chair, and feel a sexy load of hot cum slide out of your beav-area, and think you're a real minxy milf, only to realize soon after that it's actually mustard from the giant red hot you just ate in your underpants? Yeah, me too.
--shrug--
So, I quit the soldiering life. I got in trouble for some pictures I posed for with my Iraqui sex slaves - I never shoulda listened to sarge when he told me to give the "thumbs up", that was the clincher.
And - pregnant again! Can someone run too the store and get me some morning after pill? I'm just too tired from all this smoked meat I've been eating.
--shrug--
So, I quit the soldiering life. I got in trouble for some pictures I posed for with my Iraqui sex slaves - I never shoulda listened to sarge when he told me to give the "thumbs up", that was the clincher.
And - pregnant again! Can someone run too the store and get me some morning after pill? I'm just too tired from all this smoked meat I've been eating.