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I've joined the military. I was so sick of being a stay-at-home mom and not contributing ANYTHING to society!
I just can't wait until I get my first few killings, and then everyone's gonna know I'm a HEROINE!!!! (not to be confused with my former career as horse junky).
Sarge called me a "Janky Ho" today. I didn't know if he was hitting on me or not, so I asked my black friend Jaimie Foxx to explain. He said a Jank is a mixture of a junky and a skank. Pretty accurate. But I still wonder if he's got the hots for me. All the other chicks there are real dykes.
thus explains my sorely missed presence on the Livejournal UBER celebrity circuit, and I'm so sorry to have forsaken my most important relationships - those people on my friends list.
to joy_disaster Congrats on finally hookin yer baby-daddy into wedded bliss! You must have read The Rules I and II!! Don't worry about the deciet of wearing white - it's a woman's perogative to sin in this modern world.
TO my darlin lil_reba: I'm madder than a women's libber with a fire-proof bra about you deleting! Just cause mommy went to war doesn't mean you should throw away your future! Remember to stay in school, and can U please send Mommy's diaphragm? I think it's in the lazy susan between the palm oil and cheezies.
Love ya'll!
I just can't wait until I get my first few killings, and then everyone's gonna know I'm a HEROINE!!!! (not to be confused with my former career as horse junky).
Sarge called me a "Janky Ho" today. I didn't know if he was hitting on me or not, so I asked my black friend Jaimie Foxx to explain. He said a Jank is a mixture of a junky and a skank. Pretty accurate. But I still wonder if he's got the hots for me. All the other chicks there are real dykes.
thus explains my sorely missed presence on the Livejournal UBER celebrity circuit, and I'm so sorry to have forsaken my most important relationships - those people on my friends list.
to joy_disaster Congrats on finally hookin yer baby-daddy into wedded bliss! You must have read The Rules I and II!! Don't worry about the deciet of wearing white - it's a woman's perogative to sin in this modern world.
TO my darlin lil_reba: I'm madder than a women's libber with a fire-proof bra about you deleting! Just cause mommy went to war doesn't mean you should throw away your future! Remember to stay in school, and can U please send Mommy's diaphragm? I think it's in the lazy susan between the palm oil and cheezies.
Love ya'll!