jorogumo

009 - Hate

jorogumo Oct 17, 2007 21:20

I hate Chosen Children.

And Mummymon.

And each and every one of you.

I'm going to find some Numemon to use for target practice.

((Sorry for the disappearance!!! It's been a weird month.))

Bitter. Mummymon is an idiot. Chosen Children pissing me off. Decided to dig up some dirt to make myself feel better. Found this.

( Hey, Headfangs, Catboy, what did you say about not being together? )

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007 - WHY

jorogumo Sep 11, 2007 12:10

I HATE THIS STUPID VIRUS.

I made a complete fool out of myself and now Mummymon is my boyfriend. MUMMYMON.

At least I don't have a cold anymore.

...No, wait, what am I saying?! I'd rather have a cold for my entire life rather than have Mummymon as a boyfriend ( Read more... )

006 - Email

jorogumo Sep 08, 2007 14:50

What the hell is up with everyone? All these declarations of love are making me feel uncomfortable ( Read more... )

005 - Lost

jorogumo Sep 05, 2007 02:35

I lost my shades.

This is serious. I'm not nearly half as intimidating without them. And Mummymon is all delighted and keeps telling me it's for the best because my eyes are so beautiful and bleahI probably left them at Caritas the other night. Lorne--I mean, Hornboy, if you don't mind looking for them? Thanks ( Read more... )

004 - Missions

jorogumo Sep 03, 2007 06:15

Screw vacation, I have missions!

First Mission: A mission assigned to me by the boss. Apparently, his Plan A failed, and now it's time for Plan B. Plan B involves me toying with the Chosen Children for a while and then destroying them. This should be fun.

Second Mission: Assassinate happybeinggreen. This will be easy, fun and most likely very rewarding.

Third ( Read more... )

003 - Tennis

jorogumo Aug 30, 2007 15:45

That Jiroh kid said I should play tennis. Yesterday, I was bored enough to do just that. Tennis isn't a sport for one person, so I was forced to turn to Mummymon. He was delighted, as one would imagine.

In the end... well.

( The result. )

002 - Bored

jorogumo Aug 23, 2007 20:45

I'm bored out of my mind. The boss hasn't given us missions for over a week now. And there's nothing to do in this crummy apartment other than watch cheesy game shows. I can't believe humans like this crap.

I did throw Mummymon out the window for trying to get me to take my shades off again, which felt great. But the idiot came back five minutes ( Read more... )

001 - Introduction

jorogumo Aug 20, 2007 21:55

I am Arukenimon. I am a Digimon, a villain, an artist, and most likely, I'm better than you.

I look something like this (somewhat taller, though. Artistic license).

( Picture )