005 - Lost

[jorogumo]

I lost my shades.

This is serious. I'm not nearly half as intimidating without them. And Mummymon is all delighted and keeps telling me it's for the best because my eyes are so beautiful and bleahI probably left them at Caritas the other night. Lorne--I mean, Hornboy, if you don't mind looking for them? Thanks

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[seven_oh_seven]

Oh no! I'm sure you can get a cool new pair of shades though~ :D just like a cool new hat! that is, if you can't find your shades of course...They were pretty cool!

:O! i still find it hard to believe someone doesn't like hugs.

AND OMG YOU HAVE A KITTY? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[jorogumo]

I don't want new shades, I want my own back.

Well, I don't like hugs. Which doesn't explain why I keep letting Mummymon give them to me today. Honestly, he gave me a fourth just now. Usually I'd punch him in the jaw for it.

Sigh. Yeah. A white one. I got her for Mummymon hoping it'll make him stop feeding the goddamn strays. That didn't work. And he called her Silky, which is just a stupid name.

[seven_oh_seven]

:\ you're really stubborn.

That' sso weeird~! AHA! But you're not~ That's a good thing, you know? Violence should never be the answer.

That sounds so cute though! And if you don't like her name, just start calling her something else~ :O I do that with people all the time~!

[jorogumo]

I like my shades.

Violence is my answer.

What the hell am I to call her? She's going to remain a clingy furball no matter what.

[iluvcutekitties]

So you didn't kill him. ^__^

D: You don't like the kitty?

[jorogumo]

No. I can't remember why. I plan to, eventually. I'll bring Mummymon. I think Hornboy approves.

Why would I? It's not my cat.

[iluvcutekitties]

): You're still going to go after him?

But cats are cute!

[jorogumo]

He said it's okay. I think.

This cat is too clingy.

[tapestryblaster]

I AM GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!

[jorogumo]

...I'll try harder next time.

[tapestryblaster]

VERY WELL!!! BUT I EXPECT RESULTS THE NEXT TIME!!

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Im gunna help you find your glasses!

Awww you gotta kitty? I got four of them!

[jorogumo]

That's okay, they're found now... just have to go pick them up.

Four?! Holy hell, how do you handle living with four cats?

[happybeinggreen]

You left them here, Sweetness. I'll keep them behind the bar for the next time you come to try and kill me :)

You got very, very drunk on Purple, hummed a bit, then decided to ask your Mummyfriend out on a date.

[jorogumo]

Pfft. Knew it. I'll come get them.

...WHAT. No, that's-- for the love of-- that explains why Mummymon asked me about restaurants earlier... oh, crap, what do I do...?