005 - Lost
I lost my shades.
This is serious. I'm not nearly half as intimidating without them. And Mummymon is all delighted and keeps telling me it's for the best because my eyes are so beautiful and bleah.
I probably left them at Caritas the other night. Lorne--I mean, Hornboy, if you don't mind looking for them? Thanks.
Speaking of which. I... kind of failed to assassinate hornboy. To be honest, I can't remember half of what happened that night. I think I did attack him, and there was something purple, and Danse Macabre comes to mind... and for some reason Mummymon is chirpier than usual and entirely too clingy. And the worst thing is that I don't feel like pushing him away. I let him hug me three times today. Three times.
What the HELL happened the other night?
Aw, crap, the cat wants to curl up in my lap... what was I thinking when I got that cat for Mummymon? He pays too much attention to her and keeps feeding the strays! Ugh.
This is serious. I'm not nearly half as intimidating without them. And Mummymon is all delighted and keeps telling me it's for the best because my eyes are so beautiful and bleah.
I probably left them at Caritas the other night. Lorne--I mean, Hornboy, if you don't mind looking for them? Thanks.
Speaking of which. I... kind of failed to assassinate hornboy. To be honest, I can't remember half of what happened that night. I think I did attack him, and there was something purple, and Danse Macabre comes to mind... and for some reason Mummymon is chirpier than usual and entirely too clingy. And the worst thing is that I don't feel like pushing him away. I let him hug me three times today. Three times.
What the HELL happened the other night?
Aw, crap, the cat wants to curl up in my lap... what was I thinking when I got that cat for Mummymon? He pays too much attention to her and keeps feeding the strays! Ugh.