Well, folks, I know it's been a long time since I last posted, but the trauma and humiliation I've suffered these last few months has been unbearable. You'd better sit down, cause everything you've ever been taught about me or the immaculate conception is bogus. The truth is so revolting and upsetting that I'm having trouble coping with it. Even ( Read more... )

Oh my dad! Things have just been CRAZYYYY around here the past week! You wouldn't even believe it. There were like, five thousand different parties thrown in my honor all around the globe. I was on a different continent every day, immersing myself in the rich and good-ole cultures of the world. The craziest parties I attended were in Tokyo and my ( Read more... )

face down...hands up..that's the way we like to pray ( Read more... )

Babies! The Ol' J.C. still loves you! Don't forget that! I'd better be seein' you Sunday!

My children ( Read more... )

Thank you to all of my well-wishers! I had a great birthday and got lots of presents. The best of all being...well...I don't think I should talk about it on here, but it was great.

Yes, I am a comment whore.

Happy New Year!!!

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Have a great Thanksgiving, my american children! Gobble Gobble and all that rot. :D

Happy Halloween, all! Be safe and watch out for anthraxed candy - the_devil is out and about tonight, if you know what i mean.

love,
the J.C.

Hello, my children. I hope all has been well with you over this past month. I promise I'm going to write very soon. Until then, take care, and I'll see you in church.