I was conceived by Japanese Hentai sex tenticles!!!!

[jesus_christ]

Well, folks, I know it's been a long time since I last posted, but the trauma and humiliation I've suffered these last few months has been unbearable. You'd better sit down, cause everything you've ever been taught about me or the immaculate conception is bogus. The truth is so revolting and upsetting that I'm having trouble coping with it. Even

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[erincam]

you lost me jesus

[gothiqueer]

Incredible.

[mackthechainsaw]

I know she's not in Gwar anymore but do you think you could hook me up with Slymenstra?

holy shit

[girl_obscured]

I don't know who the fuck you are but am adding you.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[pleasure_me]

hi my names alyn and always wondered why i like vanilla pudding so much!!!
anywho...
you should really tune up those golden gates so those nasty things would stop gettin all up in your biznach. just today i tried to kill all the millions of termits in my room using raid, turns out they were all in my head. do you think that black cloud following me around is the cause of this? id really like to know so i can give my mustard-yellow-colored-room a proffesional excorsism and then make a box-office-bomb-movie out of it.

good luck establishing that connection with your dad... <3!