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So, I was just watching Kathy Griffin:  My Life on the D-List (which was hilarious, as per usual) and for some strange reason I had a nagging feeling that something serious was going down in the celebrity world (I mean besides breaking Michael Jackson news--which, I am frankly sick of).  So, I typed in Oh No They Didn't and I come to find out that ( Read more... )

Today is just one of those days when you wake up because you're peeing in your bed and it all just goes downhill from there...

Yes, I peed (just a little bit) in my bed this morning.  I probably should be embarrassed to admit to it, but what can I say?  I'm not easily embarrassed.  I just was dreaming that I was already in the bathroom, but when I ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm really bored.  And very tired.  But I'm so torn between the realms of consciousness and unconsciousness.  I should go to sleep, but I'm more interested in being awake.  Sometimes I feel like I have a slight case of insomnia.  But only sometimes because I've seen True Life: I Can't Sleep.  I know I actually don't have a problem getting to ( Read more... )

I told my good friend Emily that I would update my eljay tonight, so Good Friend, here's to you:

Tonight I went to go see X-Men Origins:  Wolverine.  I haven't read any movie reviews for this one, so I can offer you my unbiased opinion.  Which is:
This movie made me feel like a MAN!  Beards, sweat, muscles, motorcycles, war, barns, bars, gambling, ( Read more... )

Just a measly twelve hours ago I thought this was the stupidest thing ever, now I think it is great.   Check it out.
link.
And really the only thing you need to know is in the first 30 seconds and also that T-Pain is in it.

TRUE FACTS ABOUT ME:

Today I made of list of bands who should go on tour together immediately:
1.  Fall Out Boy
2.  The Academy Is...
3.  Motion City Soundtrack
4.  Say Anything
5.  Sherwood
6.  Cartel
7.  The Rocket Summer

I am listening to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes cover of 'Where Do Broken Hearts Go.'  Love this song.  Love.

Right now I am extremely ( Read more... )

Andrew Zimmerman is far, far braver than I.  He's eating putrid meat with eggs in Morocco.
One day, I would like to use the phrase 'mutually exclusive.'  I have no idea what it means (well, some idea, but not a precise or accurate one), and I just hope that, when I do use it, I feel and sound profound.
Why don't they sell tortilla chips in small, ( Read more... )

I wish someone would tell Brooke Hogan that she can't sing.
I wish someone would tell me that I should stop watching her show.

School starts in a week and a day.  I was pretty upset when I discovered that school started in a week and two days.  This, obviously, was yesterday, but today my attitude has changed.  This happened while I was watching ( Read more... )

     I got asked the most important question of my life today:  Which do you like better, Hannah Montana or High School Musical?
     I just took a shower, but I did that before emptying the Poop Patrol bucket.  That was dumb.
     Tonight is my last night of servitude.  My last night with the pesky neighbors, the lovelies (the dogs), the fishes and ( Read more... )