Soon I'll Be Back From All This Work
I told my good friend Emily that I would update my eljay tonight, so Good Friend, here's to you:
Tonight I went to go see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I haven't read any movie reviews for this one, so I can offer you my unbiased opinion. Which is:
This movie made me feel like a MAN! Beards, sweat, muscles, motorcycles, war, barns, bars, gambling, guns, cigars, axes, the scenic Canadian Rockies, punching, sparks, a manly brother, disgusting nails, helicopters, threatening chokeholds, yelling in alleyways, revenge, and, best of all, EXPLOSIONS!
I hope the sequel, Wolverine: Resurrection, will be even maniler.
(Note: Wolverine: Resurrection is just a title Good Friend and I made up.)
I am very confused by all the X-Men relationships, though, so I need to Wikipedia it. I just used 'Wikipedia' as a verb. It's the new 'Google.'
(Notes to Good Friend:
Logan, a.k.a Wolverine, was born James Howlett. Apparently Jimmy is not a chummy term from the army. Can you believe it?
And this is as far as I can go. There's too much information to retain about these characters for it being 1:32 a.m. Comics are like soap operas for boys. I bet that would make a very interesting paper, to examine the parallels between soap operas and comic books. I bet they would be very, very similar. Although, I'd have to really get into both soaps and comics to make a good argument and that would make my life infinitely more pathetic than it already is. I don't have to worry about that, though because there's no reason that I would ever have to write a paper on this kind of subject, which leaves me plenty of time to find other options to make my life more pathetic.)
I'm so sad Nick at Nite changed their lineup because Home Improvement is not on at the same time. Now they are playing Family Matters instead. Family Matters is just a less annoying version of Full House. There's always some sort of cutesy lesson at the end. I hate that crap. All sitcoms have a lesson learned and a nice, neat resolution in 30 minutes or less, but there's just something about Full House that really drives me crazy. It's probably all the hugging and cheesy music that makes it that much worse. The good news, though, is that Malcom in the Middle is coming to Nick at Nite and that is a show I can get into. I'd say, for the most part, it's hugless and sans cheesy music.
For anybody looking for something new to watch on youtube, I'd highly recommend Graham Norton
(Side note to Good Friend: The second contestant is wearing a STRIP SEARCH NECKLACE! What does that make us?)
I am MUY tired, so I must rest my little eyes (actually, they're pretty normally sized), but the latest episode of Daisy of Love just came on. Why do I have such an obsession to watch this asinine poppycock? Especially since the star of the show thinks it makes her look really cute to talk like she's 13.
And I'll leave with a bit of good news: Say Anything album out this fall. Huzzah!
Tonight I went to go see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I haven't read any movie reviews for this one, so I can offer you my unbiased opinion. Which is:
This movie made me feel like a MAN! Beards, sweat, muscles, motorcycles, war, barns, bars, gambling, guns, cigars, axes, the scenic Canadian Rockies, punching, sparks, a manly brother, disgusting nails, helicopters, threatening chokeholds, yelling in alleyways, revenge, and, best of all, EXPLOSIONS!
I hope the sequel, Wolverine: Resurrection, will be even maniler.
(Note: Wolverine: Resurrection is just a title Good Friend and I made up.)
I am very confused by all the X-Men relationships, though, so I need to Wikipedia it. I just used 'Wikipedia' as a verb. It's the new 'Google.'
(Notes to Good Friend:
Logan, a.k.a Wolverine, was born James Howlett. Apparently Jimmy is not a chummy term from the army. Can you believe it?
And this is as far as I can go. There's too much information to retain about these characters for it being 1:32 a.m. Comics are like soap operas for boys. I bet that would make a very interesting paper, to examine the parallels between soap operas and comic books. I bet they would be very, very similar. Although, I'd have to really get into both soaps and comics to make a good argument and that would make my life infinitely more pathetic than it already is. I don't have to worry about that, though because there's no reason that I would ever have to write a paper on this kind of subject, which leaves me plenty of time to find other options to make my life more pathetic.)
I'm so sad Nick at Nite changed their lineup because Home Improvement is not on at the same time. Now they are playing Family Matters instead. Family Matters is just a less annoying version of Full House. There's always some sort of cutesy lesson at the end. I hate that crap. All sitcoms have a lesson learned and a nice, neat resolution in 30 minutes or less, but there's just something about Full House that really drives me crazy. It's probably all the hugging and cheesy music that makes it that much worse. The good news, though, is that Malcom in the Middle is coming to Nick at Nite and that is a show I can get into. I'd say, for the most part, it's hugless and sans cheesy music.
For anybody looking for something new to watch on youtube, I'd highly recommend Graham Norton
Click to view(Side note to Good Friend: The second contestant is wearing a STRIP SEARCH NECKLACE! What does that make us?)
I am MUY tired, so I must rest my little eyes (actually, they're pretty normally sized), but the latest episode of Daisy of Love just came on. Why do I have such an obsession to watch this asinine poppycock? Especially since the star of the show thinks it makes her look really cute to talk like she's 13.
And I'll leave with a bit of good news: Say Anything album out this fall. Huzzah!