Will you miss me when I'm gone?
Does hAnybody still love me?


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"Hey, if you tink dat just because I back you up on not following George Boosh into invading Iraq, it means I'm going to let you KISS me, you've got AN UDDER TING COMING! Hey, somebody trow a bucket of cold water on dis horney 'old European!'"


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Tony Flair and I had a contest to see who is da biggEST lame goose. I suggests to him dat we should take our neckTIEs off and see who has da most GOOSE-like neck. I WON! (*gobble gobble*) Poor guy, he should know betTER dan to challANGE da KING!


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Votre aéroglisseur est plein des anguilles?

I'm not sure I like all dis talk about me being a LAME GOOSE!
Just remember, my minions, j'ai toujours vos boules dans ma main!

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"Yaayyy! I'm so EXCITED I can hardly............uh....did you just SLAP me on da BACK, you drunken baboon? Let's get one ting straight. Don't touch Jean. You don't EVER touch JEAN!"

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Ooooohhh, my head.
I don't remember ANYTING from last night, and I'm hug way over, so shoot me....

How did Adrian Clarkson's panties end up getting stuck to the ceiling? Does anybody remember? Joe Clark puked in my rubber plant again. I swear, if that guy can't behave himself he's NOT INVITED next ear.

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"Hmmmm....well if I'm gonna do da TIME I may as well do da CRIME! Where is Alexa McDoughnut?"

(It's my own fault, hI guess. I pretty much 'work my way' troo da whole House of Condoms, and now I'm looking for da FRESH meat in da SENATE. You've heard of da 'casting couch?' Well I've got a SENATE appointment couch. All ledder, of course.)

Dis time I'm bringing an hUMBRELLA to da G-ape summit, so I can protect myself when da merde hits da fan over my latest remarks about george_w_bush's limp, floppy dollar. (By da way, I'm hUNGRY! Do you tink I should eat some Poutin?)

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You know, d'here is some smart-guy on livejournal pretending to be ME! Only he spell my name wrong...jean_chretien. If I catch dat guy I'll give him a free massage and facial...just like I did to Bill Crapper in 1996. Tony Soprano ain't got nodding on ME!


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