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[jean_cretien]

Tony Flair and I had a contest to see who is da biggEST lame goose. I suggests to him dat we should take our neckTIEs off and see who has da most GOOSE-like neck. I WON! (*gobble gobble*) Poor guy, he should know betTER dan to challANGE da KING!

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[insaniac]

They dont celebrate Thanksgiving in the U.K, do they?

[jean_cretien]

No, hAnd dhey won't be able celibrate it in da Untied Skates either, as soon as Tony figures out dat HE is da TURKEY and gets off of George's TABLE!

[insaniac]

hahah!!

[bloodycarrot]

Nice to see that you posted...It`s been a while...It`s sad to see that you`ll be leaving office soon...Are you planning on returning to da Shawinigan? Juste un peu curieux mon vieux.

[jean_cretien]

Ho,yes, I plan to spend a lot of my time in Shawinigan. Writing my memOIRS, and playing da GOLF. I hAlready payed for dat damned golf course (politically) and so hI make sure I USE it. John Manley has already agreed to be my GOLF CADDY. Dat was da REAL reason he didn't accept Paul Martini's hoffer to stay in da cabinet top drawer, because he want to go on doing da same job for ME dat he's been doing for da last tree years. Clean my shoes, hold my club, and all dat jazz, you know?

[dlkereluk]

Oh, come on Jean. You aren't lame.
Anybody who hangs out with Shrub is lame. Tony hangs out with Shrub; you do not; therefore, you can't possibly be lame.

[rokkergrrl]

Excellent logic.
I agree.

[jean_cretien]

hI like you! You are not da hAmbassador to Monte Carlo! (I'll file da paperwork immediately.)

[jean_cretien]

Oops, hI made a boo boo. hI meant "you are NOW da hAmbassador to Monte Carlo." (Paperwork is done and rubber-stomped.) hI hope you like Princess Caroloins.