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[jean_cretien]

Tony Flair and I had a contest to see who is da biggEST lame goose. I suggests to him dat we should take our neckTIEs off and see who has da most GOOSE-like neck. I WON! (*gobble gobble*) Poor guy, he should know betTER dan to challANGE da KING!

Comments

[dlkereluk]

Oh, come on Jean. You aren't lame.
Anybody who hangs out with Shrub is lame. Tony hangs out with Shrub; you do not; therefore, you can't possibly be lame.

[rokkergrrl]

Excellent logic.
I agree.

[jean_cretien]

hI like you! You are not da hAmbassador to Monte Carlo! (I'll file da paperwork immediately.)

[jean_cretien]

Oops, hI made a boo boo. hI meant "you are NOW da hAmbassador to Monte Carlo." (Paperwork is done and rubber-stomped.) hI hope you like Princess Caroloins.

[rokkergrrl]

Woo thanks Jean!
Can...c-can I give you a hug?

[jean_cretien]

Yeah, I don't hang out wit dat guy hAnymore. Not since he drop da booms on my soldat guys in hAfganistan, and have Herb Dhaliwal arrested at da airport and sent to Guantanamo Bay because dhey tought he was a terrorist. I keep telling dat big bozo dhat Herb was a 'TOURIST,' not a 'TERRORISTS.' But George has dat stupid hAccent, and he pronounce TOURIST and TERRORIST da SAME! Geez...