JE ANON KINK MEME

Aug 17, 2011 16:47

JE ANON KINK MEME!

In other words, porn. Kinky porn.

Anon is on, IP logging is off.

1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )

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anonymous August 17 2011, 18:17:42 UTC
Pairing: SMAP (so orgy)
Kink: birthday cake
Extra: SMAP celebrate Nakai's 39th birthday

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 1 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:18:30 UTC
I really don't know what I'm doing, but eh, it's an orgy? that's always a good thing, right?
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Nakai wakes up and it’s all wrong and it’s not what he planned to wake up to at all. Because, okay, there was Kimura at his flat last night and they were talking and Kimura raised this matter of, Don’t you think you should sleep with a man at least once before you turn forty? And maybe Nakai had had one too many beers, but he got talked into it a little bit and by the time he was saying, “Wait, but it’s still a year before I turn forty,” he was already pantless and Kimura’s nose was nudging his navel and Nakai thought it should make him feel uncomfortable to have his very own private navel nudged by Kimura, but it was anything but, and so he decided to go with it. He couldn’t exactly say he regretted it (Kimura made sure he wouldn’t), but still, Nakai expected to wake up alone and write it all off as a weird dream and pretend nothing ever happened (until next time, maybe). But now he kicks away Kimura’s leg and his plan is ( ... )

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 2 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:20:10 UTC
“It’s good we called Goro-chan then.”

There is some rustle and movement and strangled human noises coming from the other side of the bed and it takes Nakai a while to realise what Shingo just said.

“Wait, you mean Goro as in Inagaki Goro? You mean he is coming here too?”

Only silence answers him and he is sure Shingo is looking at him as if Nakai were the crazy one, but he refuses to open his eyes just yet. Because this is all wrong and it’s not what he planned to wake up to at all and contrary to what he tries to convey on TV, he doesn’t mind these guys, generally, maybe he even kind of likes them, sometimes. But right now he just wants them to disappear off the face of the earth, he wants to kind of like them from a safe distance and he definitely doesn’t want Goro coming over ( ... )

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 3 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:21:22 UTC
He turns sharply to Kimura and tries to grab him by the shirt, the move so automatic, he makes it before his brain registers that there’s no shirt to grab on and he ends up punching Kimura on the chest. His hand slips down and it surprises him so his other hand clutches the table for balance - and ends up smack! in the middle of the cake ( ... )

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 4 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:22:31 UTC
“I’m glad we make you hot, but...” Kimura starts, then looks up and finds a rather disturbing picture by the kitchen stove. Shingo has his hands down Tsuyoshi’s pants as they are both watching them, quite mesmerised, and Tsuyoshi still has the camera pointed their way ( ... )

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 5 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:24:18 UTC
“Don’t distract Nakai-kun, you two,” Shingo complains ( ... )

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"One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 19 2011, 14:26:41 UTC
He’s barely aware of a hand on his ass ( ... )

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 19 2011, 15:55:50 UTC
THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER READ.
I was practically crying from laughter!

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 20 2011, 17:00:43 UTC
AWWW THANK YOU.

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 faiee August 19 2011, 16:00:25 UTC
Okay, this comment format fic thingy isn't very long comment friendly because it's really, really hard to quote stuff from the previous comments and I already lost two good paragraphs because I expanded the other parts to look at it. So everything's gonna come from my head because it's too much trouble to quote damn it.

Suffice to say, I need to lay hands on that video so I can watch it and then sell it and become a trillionaire <3

I loved the Goro/Nakai history, the Kimura/Goro history, the Tsuyoshi/Shingo fucking like rabbits currency (as opposed to history - I know, you make my english fail) and everything about this fic. WHY SO HOT. Even though you say you can't write orgies - YOU CLEARLY CAN. This blows my mind, like Kimura blows 8DDD

This comment does this orgy no justice, but UGH - technology is failing me at this point.

ILU, Nakai'd approve of his present. So much and so hard.

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 20 2011, 17:02:19 UTC
don't worry about it, I know it wasn't easy to read it for you anyway. ^.^;

ahaha, I'd go to a lot of trouble to get this video if it was anywhere around, but, you know. THEY PROBABLY DON'T RECORD IT IRL. 8D

lol at how you listed all my usual pairings, because it's the issue I had: I really wanted to 'mix and match them' more, but they'd only come in the usual twos or threes. although I had more ideas, but it was getting way too long. >.>'
my Kimu is like, the blowing master

thankyou&ilu& I hope Nakai did some approving with his smap and it was much and hard.

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 19 2011, 21:00:58 UTC
lol probably the first SMAP fic I've ever read and it's an orgy one. But a really awesome one. And so hilarious XDD

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 20 2011, 17:04:40 UTC
I AM HONOURED. come to our SMAPfic dark side, we have more crack and orgies. [/advertising]

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 zheinpathos August 20 2011, 18:07:33 UTC
My brain died and my tummy hurts from laughing too hard.

Awesome! XD

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 23 2011, 12:57:21 UTC
I feel accomplished. 8D

THANK YOU, BB. <3

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Re: "One summer morning" (SMAP) part 6 anonymous August 21 2011, 15:25:40 UTC
It's hot and I really like it even if I don't understand all craziness about NakaGoro's moments)
And I can't even say which part is most favorite, so it fic's win! XD
but poor Kimura, he just have wife for sex X))
I wanted orgy with SMAP and I got it! thank you!

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