JE ANON KINK MEME
JE ANON KINK MEME!
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
“Can I?” Kimura asks and Nakai doesn’t even know but he nods and then Kimura’s finger pushes past his entrance and every time he draws his hips back, he pushes onto that finger and then Goro huffs impatiently when Nakai stops moving, but Kimura steadies him as his cock replaces that finger. And when they fall back into some rhythm, no matter how flawed it is, it’s even more amazing.
The table is shaking a whole lot and Nakai wonders if it’s going to make it, but he’s considered buying a new table anyway (although Goro will want to keep this one, claiming it’s full of memories and Nakai might or might not give up, especially when Goro will want to relive the memories on the table). Goro moans and says his name and some things that don’t make much sense together, while Kimura is just panting into his ear and Nakai can hear Shingo on the floor and Tsuyoshi riding him and his own breath is so hot it could start a fire. Or is it just Goro’s cock that is so hot in his hand and Nakai pulls at it desperately because he can’t even see what he is doing and Kimura makes him push even harder and then Goro comes and is very, very loud about it. Nakai can feel Kimura’s nails digging deep into his skin and his strangled groan signalling that it’s over and all of this is too much and Nakai comes too, so hard that he almost loses breath and everything goes black in his head for a moment and if it wasn’t for Kimura holding him up, he’d fall limp onto the floor. It feels like they won’t be able to untangle from each other now.
They can hear Shingo and Tsuyoshi’s ragged breathing and skin slapping on skin faster and faster.
“They can keep going at it for the whole day if you leave them like this,” Kimura whispers, his face buried in the crook of Nakai’s neck.
“How do you know?” Nakai claws at Goro’s hair as Goro is kissing him literally everywhere.
“They invited me over once,” Kimura grins and it feels like Nakai is going to have an imprint of Kimura’s grin on his skin for the rest of his life.
Nakai wakes up later - and how many times is he going to wake up again today? - and it’s still his birthday and his bed is warm and full of people.
“Guys, it’s past noon already...”
Someone’s missing.
“Tsuyopon, you’re a fucking genius!” he hears from the kitchen. “You left it on! Do you know how much porn we have here?”
Nakai thinks he’s hallucinating, until he remembers the camera. Fuck.
“Shingo! Come here right now!”
~end~
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I was practically crying from laughter!
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Suffice to say, I need to lay hands on that video so I can watch it and then sell it and become a trillionaire <3
I loved the Goro/Nakai history, the Kimura/Goro history, the Tsuyoshi/Shingo fucking like rabbits currency (as opposed to history - I know, you make my english fail) and everything about this fic. WHY SO HOT. Even though you say you can't write orgies - YOU CLEARLY CAN. This blows my mind, like Kimura blows 8DDD
This comment does this orgy no justice, but UGH - technology is failing me at this point.
ILU, Nakai'd approve of his present. So much and so hard.
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ahaha, I'd go to a lot of trouble to get this video if it was anywhere around, but, you know. THEY PROBABLY DON'T RECORD IT IRL. 8D
lol at how you listed all my usual pairings, because it's the issue I had: I really wanted to 'mix and match them' more, but they'd only come in the usual twos or threes. although I had more ideas, but it was getting way too long. >.>'
my Kimu is like, the blowing master
thankyou&ilu& I hope Nakai did some approving with his smap and it was much and hard.
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Awesome! XD
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THANK YOU, BB. <3
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And I can't even say which part is most favorite, so it fic's win! XD
but poor Kimura, he just have wife for sex X))
I wanted orgy with SMAP and I got it! thank you!
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but I am glad you liked it!
we all need SMAP orgies in our lives. ;D
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Cake-fighting is ridiculous but strangely delightful, the NakaGoro background is intriguing, ShinTsuyo as an established couple is so very right, Shingo in girly underwear is KAWAII and also hot, Goro being extremely vocal is terribly satisfying, and best of all everyone is clearly very into EVERYONE. It's quite often that I think, "I like all pairings! How can I choose?!" but so rarely that people write the boys themselves as having the same problem. XD
Also, you taught me a word. It's not every day I learn a word from porn. WELL DONE.
I only have one question:
What precisely is Shingo wearing??
Enquiring minds want to know.
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food and sex don't usually go together in my book, but the cake was an easy plot device [lol, what plot?], NakaGoro itself is like the definition of intriguing, the world without established ShinTsuyo is just a sad place, I would like to say that I don't know where Shingo in girly underwear came from but I do know and I like it, Goro is a whore [in a good sense, lol], and ahaha I am glad you enjoyed that aspect because YES for SMAP MEMBER-AI. <3
I might be the one person to use weird foreign words in porn, completely missing the point. but hey, I've learned a lot of words from reading porn over the years.
uhm, Shingo is like, Shingo-mama but kinky underneath? somewhere on the way I got this idea that Shingo-mama is a dominatrix and ShinTsuyo is just really kinky and come on, it makes sense.
all in all, THANK YOU. <3
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BEFORE I EVEN GET TO SPAZZING ABOUT THE ACTUAL ORGY BITS, CAN I JUST SAY, THE WHOOOOOOLE TIME I WAS READING THIS, I KEPT DROOLING OVER HOW WELL-WRITTEN IT WAS. WHICH, GO FIGURE! NOTHING SURPRISING HERE BUT IDK IF IT'S JUST ME OR WHAT AND YOU CAN IGNORE THIS IF IT IS, BUT IT FELT DIFFERENT FROM SOME OF YOUR OTHER STUFF. I THINK IT WAS ALL THE RUN-ONS AND THE RAGING HARD ON I GET EVERY TIME I READ RUN ON THOUGHTS COZ YANNO I THINK THAT'S HOW MOST PPL THINK ANYWAY AND LOOK NOW YOU'VE GOT ME RUNNING ON BECAUSE OF IT.
TL;DR: I WOULD LOVE THIS EVEN IF IT WASN'T A SMAP ORGY, JSYK. ♥
OHANDYEAH. THIS IS GONNA BE IN CAPS. YOU'RE USED TO IT.
SO LIKE, IDK WHERE TO START SO LEMME SAY THIS: YOUR NAKAI IS THE BEST NAKAI. SRSLY, YOU ALWAYS HANDLE HIM IN THIS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FLAWED HUMAN KIND OF WAY AND HE JUST NEVER SEEMS TO BE PLEASED except for yanno, the whole orgy bit, but even then he's trying to lie and be all disinterested BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT, THE WAY HE THINKS JUST FEELS LIKE THE WAY REAL!NAKAI WOULD THINK. AND ILU FOR IT.
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, THIS APPLIES TO AAAALL OF THE BOYS. I MEAN, SURE, FINE, I'M NOT SO DISILLUSIONED THAT I THINK THEY ACTUAL DO THESE THINGS IRL BUT IF THEY WERE TO; THIS IS A MIGHTY NICE SLICE OF LIFE. /insert creepernakai.gif here
... SO I JUST DELETED A PARAGRAPH WHERE I FLAILED MUCH MORE INCOHERENTLY THAN I USUALLY DO ABOUT SMTH I'M NOT SO SURE (I THINK IT HAD SMTH TO DO WITH THE PAIRINGS AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL USE OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE BUT IDEK!). IT'S ABOUT TIME I QUOTE.
/INSERT EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT OF NAKAI RUN ON OR NOT AND YOU'LL GET THE IDEA
IF JESUS HAD WRITTEN THE BIBLE YOU WOULDA FOUND THESE THINGS IN ONLY STUFF THAT MATTERS, VERSE 1. ALTHOUGH, REALLY, THE HILARIOUS WAY YOU'VE STRUNG THESE NUGGETS OF GOLD FAR SURPASSES ANYTHING RELIGIOUS AND I'M A TERRIBLE CHRISTIAN WHO BARELY PRACTICES ANYWAY SO IDEKW I'M GOING ON ABOUT THIS BUT GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND WE WERE FLOODED WITH THINGS LIKE “Shut your cocksucking mouth, will ya? It’s six a.m.” Kimura says and Nakai wants to tell him now, look who’s talking INSTEAD AND WHO NEEDS LIGHT ANYWAY?
And, because it’s the worst day of the year and you can’t have one motherfucking idiot without the other, standing behind Tsuyoshi like a proper puppet master is Shingo. In drag.
BEST MOTHERFUCKING DESCRIPTION OF SHINTSUYO EVER. ASIDE FROM THEM HUMPING LIKE BUNNIES, THAT IS. AND SHINGO'S IN DRAAAAAAAAG! GUUHYESPLZ. I ALSO REALLY LIKED THE CAMERA ATTACHED TO TSUYOPON VICE VERSA PART BUT I DIDN'T WANNA QUOTE THAT BECAUSE I WASN'T SO SURE I WAS GOING TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHY I LIKED IT AS YOU CAN SEE. ;AAA;
“Wait, you mean Goro as in Inagaki Goro? You mean he is coming here too?”
ON THE ONE HAND I WANTED TO PUNCH NAKAI AND BE ALL REALLY? THROUGH MY LAUGHTER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I WAS ALL INTRIGUED AND SCRATCHING MY CHIN BECAUSE OMG! IT CAN'T BE! ~MY NAKAGORO SENSES ARE TINGLING~ So clearly I was more excited than your average 21 yo should be ;DD
It looks like SMAP kitchen, with Shingo, still in a dress, frying something on the pan with admirable determination, Tsuyoshi filming it over his shoulder, topless Kimura sipping coffee at the table, and Goro. And a huge birthday cake.
THE IDEA ALONE JUST HAD ME ALL GIDDY BECAUSE WHAT'S BETTER THAN A SMAP KITCHEN? IT WASN'T EVEN PERVERTED GLEE, I JUST LOVE IT WHEN ALL THE BOYS ARE TOGETHER DOING THINGS THEY'D PROBABLY DO. <444
“Hello, Nakai-kun,” Goro says. “Happy birthday.” Kimura shoots him a weird look, to which Goro remains perfectly oblivious.
BAHAHAHA! THIS WAS LEGITIMATELY ALL I COULD DO WHEN KIM SHOT HIM THE WEIRD LOOK BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SEEING THIS ALL IN MY HEAD AND THE VISUAL IS DOWNRIGHT FUNNY AND MY SENSES ARE STILL BUZZING. ALSO LOOOVE THAT ALL POODLE-CHAN SAYS IS HBD. COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THOSE WERE THE ONLY WORDS HE COULD EVER SPEAK? SOUNDS LIKE A CRACKY!AU. /DERAILED
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They keep pushing and shoving each other against the table and Goro unexpectedly appears trying to do god knows what and Shingo calls, “Tsuyopon, you have to record it all!” and something is sizzling on the frying pan and the cake is beyond ruin.
They stop when Goro slips and lands with his butt on the floor.
“How old are you?” he complains.
“Thirty-fucking-nine,” Nakai says. They both grin.
“At least my hair is okay,” Goro randomly announces and just then Nakai brushes the abundance of cake from around his ear and drops it on Goro’s head.
AAAAAAH! NO REALLY. AAAAAAH! IT GOES FROM OBLIGATORY 2TOP FIGHT TO MEN IN THEIR 30s COVERED IN CAKE WHO GRIN TO I SEE YOU NAKAGORO, AIN'T NO USE TRYING TO HIDE. I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE CUTE OF IT ALL THAT I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH KIM TALKING ALL SNEAKY AND SUDDENLY TURNING THIS PARTY INTO A BETTER PARTY WITH ALL THE "CAKE TASTING" AND HNNNNG. I'M NOT GONNA EVEN QUOTE THOSE PARTS BECAUSE, NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR TO MY LADY PARTS.
...he hears Goro from down below and he wordlessly reaches with his hand and pulls Goro up onto his feet. MY HEART MAY HAVE UNNECESSARILY FLIPPED A FEW DOZEN TIMES. I COULDN'T HELP IT. IT'S THE WORDLESSNESS.
THE KIIIIIIIIIIISS
OHDEARLAWD. THE IMAGES. THE PRETTYPRETTY IMAGES. IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE IT'D BE ONE OF THE TASTIEST THINGS AND YOU WRITE IT WITH THIS GENIUS FOCUS THAT DOESN'T FORGET ABOUT KIM AND JUST. SIIIIIIIGH. I CAN'T. YOU'RE A MASTER, NONE OF THIS IS NEW.
SHINGO HOLDING NAKAI DOWN SOLELY BY THE FORCE OF HIS HIPS IS UNDENIABLY HOT AND THE WORLD IS NOT SURPRISED. TSUYOPON!CAMERA MAN IS ALSO JUST PURE GOLD, ESP. WHEN SHINGO HAD HIS HANDS DOWN HIS PANTS FOR A SECOND THERE AND THEN KIM WAS GRINNING ALL DISCOVERY CHANNEL PREDATOR-LIKE.
**THAT TAKUGORO EXCHANGE! THE FOREPLAY BANTER & THE WAY POODLE KNOWS KIM'S NIPPLES BUTTONS AND JUST THE FRIGGEN HISTORY THAT'S SLAYING ME HERE AND OHEMGEE, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MESSY HAIR AND THAT'S WHAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK KIM'S RESOLVE like he had any...
“No naked butts on my table!”...Nakai’s cheeks are flushed from all the moans he is trying to hold back and Kimura and Goro both think it’s fucking beautiful.
(Goro gets onto the table anyway.)
PFFFFFT. SEXY NAKED SMAP CONQUERS ALL! EVEN OCD NAKAI. 8DDD
“Go fuck Goro,” he tells him quietly.
“What?” Nakai all jerks and Tsuyoshi chokes and Nakai is sorry and he glares at Kimura.
“He wants it, you want it,” Kimura shrugs. “Go and fucking do it.”
NOW, SEE HERE. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IN A PERFECT WORLD KIM WOULD ENABLE NAKAGORO TOO? IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE I APPROVE poor tsuyopon, lol.
“Are we really okay?” he asks and feels rather stupid.
Goro opens his eyes and sits up.
“We are, but we won’t be if you don’t fuck me right now.”
And Nakai kind of smiles.
IT'S THE KIND OF SMILE THAT REALLY GOT TO ME. AND I KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE TO QUOTE THE WHOLE THING BUT IT MATTERS KAY? /SHIPPING 2MUCH
I HAVEN'T MENTIONED YET HOW?! HOW MUCH I LOVE THE WORDS INSIDE THE PARANTHESES BUT I DO. SOME OF THE GREATEST THINGS LIVE THERE AND I JUST WANTED TO BRING THAT UP IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I HADN'T NOTICED.
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I'VE ARBITRARILY DECIDED THAT THIS SENTENCE SUMS UP NEARLY THE WHOLE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THE NAKAGOROTAKU THREESOME BECAUSE IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO ME WONDERING IF I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT TOO. I PROBABLY RELATED TO THE TABLE THE MOST. |D BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I HAD NO IDEA THESE THREE WERE GOING TO MAKE A LOVE TRAIN AND I WAS GOING TO LOVE IT SO HARD OKAAAAY, THAT'S A LIE AND THAT YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE IT IN A WAY THAT WOULD MAKE ME WISH I COULD TAKE IT ALL, CHURN IT INTO LIQUID FORM AND THEN LATHER IT ALL OVER MY SKIN AND THEN HOPE I SOAK IT ALL IN. fucked up imagery, but the truth nevertheless.
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT MESSING AROUND WITH THE READERS' LIBIDO.
Kimura grins and it feels like Nakai is going to have an imprint of Kimura’s grin on his skin for the rest of his life.
OH WOW. THE IMPLICATIONS BEFORE THIS ARE GREAT, BUT THIS SENTENCE. I JUST. IT'S GOING TO BE IMPRINTED IN MY BRAIN FOR THE NEXT COUPLA DAYS, FYI.
AND THEN! AS IF SHIT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU END IT ALL WARM AND FUZZY AND THE NORMALCY'S RETURNED EXCEPT FOR THE FACT SMAP'S GOING TO BE TOTAL PORN STARS AFTER THIS but waaaait. that's still pretty normal ANDAND CAN I TAKE THIS WORLD HOME AND TREAT IT TO A HOT BATH AND THEN CUDDLE UNDER THE STARS TONIGHT?
BB. ILU. I KNOW I SAY IT TOO MUCH BUT I MEAN IT EVERY TIME. YOU. DON'T EVER STOP. ♥
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