JE ANON KINK MEME
JE ANON KINK MEME!
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
Kink: birthday cake
Extra: SMAP celebrate Nakai's 39th birthday
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but I am glad you liked it!
we all need SMAP orgies in our lives. ;D
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Cake-fighting is ridiculous but strangely delightful, the NakaGoro background is intriguing, ShinTsuyo as an established couple is so very right, Shingo in girly underwear is KAWAII and also hot, Goro being extremely vocal is terribly satisfying, and best of all everyone is clearly very into EVERYONE. It's quite often that I think, "I like all pairings! How can I choose?!" but so rarely that people write the boys themselves as having the same problem. XD
Also, you taught me a word. It's not every day I learn a word from porn. WELL DONE.
I only have one question:
What precisely is Shingo wearing??
Enquiring minds want to know.
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food and sex don't usually go together in my book, but the cake was an easy plot device [lol, what plot?], NakaGoro itself is like the definition of intriguing, the world without established ShinTsuyo is just a sad place, I would like to say that I don't know where Shingo in girly underwear came from but I do know and I like it, Goro is a whore [in a good sense, lol], and ahaha I am glad you enjoyed that aspect because YES for SMAP MEMBER-AI. <3
I might be the one person to use weird foreign words in porn, completely missing the point. but hey, I've learned a lot of words from reading porn over the years.
uhm, Shingo is like, Shingo-mama but kinky underneath? somewhere on the way I got this idea that Shingo-mama is a dominatrix and ShinTsuyo is just really kinky and come on, it makes sense.
all in all, THANK YOU. <3
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BEFORE I EVEN GET TO SPAZZING ABOUT THE ACTUAL ORGY BITS, CAN I JUST SAY, THE WHOOOOOOLE TIME I WAS READING THIS, I KEPT DROOLING OVER HOW WELL-WRITTEN IT WAS. WHICH, GO FIGURE! NOTHING SURPRISING HERE BUT IDK IF IT'S JUST ME OR WHAT AND YOU CAN IGNORE THIS IF IT IS, BUT IT FELT DIFFERENT FROM SOME OF YOUR OTHER STUFF. I THINK IT WAS ALL THE RUN-ONS AND THE RAGING HARD ON I GET EVERY TIME I READ RUN ON THOUGHTS COZ YANNO I THINK THAT'S HOW MOST PPL THINK ANYWAY AND LOOK NOW YOU'VE GOT ME RUNNING ON BECAUSE OF IT.
TL;DR: I WOULD LOVE THIS EVEN IF IT WASN'T A SMAP ORGY, JSYK. ♥
OHANDYEAH. THIS IS GONNA BE IN CAPS. YOU'RE USED TO IT.
SO LIKE, IDK WHERE TO START SO LEMME SAY THIS: YOUR NAKAI IS THE BEST NAKAI. SRSLY, YOU ALWAYS HANDLE HIM IN THIS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FLAWED HUMAN KIND OF WAY AND HE JUST NEVER SEEMS TO BE PLEASED except for yanno, the whole orgy bit, but even then he ( ... )
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They keep pushing and shoving each other against the table and Goro unexpectedly appears trying to do god knows what and Shingo calls, “Tsuyopon, you have to record it all!” and something is sizzling on the frying pan and the cake is beyond ruin.
They stop when Goro slips and lands with his butt on the floor.
“How old are you?” he complains.
“Thirty-fucking-nine,” Nakai says. They both grin.
“At least my hair is okay,” Goro randomly announces and just then Nakai brushes the abundance of cake from around his ear and drops it on Goro’s head.
AAAAAAH! NO REALLY. AAAAAAH! IT GOES FROM OBLIGATORY 2TOP FIGHT TO MEN IN THEIR 30s COVERED IN CAKE WHO GRIN TO I SEE YOU NAKAGORO, AIN'T NO USE TRYING TO HIDE. I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE CUTE OF IT ALL THAT I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH KIM TALKING ALL SNEAKY AND SUDDENLY TURNING THIS PARTY INTO A BETTER PARTY WITH ALL THE "CAKE TASTING" AND HNNNNG. I'M NOT GONNA ( ... )
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I'VE ARBITRARILY DECIDED THAT THIS SENTENCE SUMS UP NEARLY THE WHOLE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THE NAKAGOROTAKU THREESOME BECAUSE IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO ME WONDERING IF I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT TOO. I PROBABLY RELATED TO THE TABLE THE MOST. |D BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I HAD NO IDEA THESE THREE WERE GOING TO MAKE A LOVE TRAIN AND I WAS GOING TO LOVE IT SO HARD OKAAAAY, THAT'S A LIE AND THAT YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE IT IN A WAY THAT WOULD MAKE ME WISH I COULD TAKE IT ALL, CHURN IT INTO LIQUID FORM AND THEN LATHER IT ALL OVER MY SKIN AND THEN HOPE I SOAK IT ALL IN. fucked up imagery, but the truth nevertheless.
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT MESSING AROUND WITH THE READERS' LIBIDO.
Kimura grins and it feels like Nakai is going to have an imprint of Kimura’s grin on his skin for the rest of his life.
OH WOW. THE IMPLICATIONS BEFORE THIS ARE GREAT, BUT THIS SENTENCE. I JUST. IT'S GOING TO BE IMPRINTED IN MY BRAIN FOR THE NEXT COUPLA DAYS, FYI.
AND THEN! AS IF SHIT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY. ( ... )
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i mean, what do i do now? SERIOUS-FUCKING-LY.
oh, but it's not just me after all! when i started to write it, which was before it established itself as an, you know, orgy, i thought, how about trying my usual style. which only makes sense if i say that my usual fanfic writing style is not my usual style, i guess. i have toned it down a lot because i was never sure how far i can go and still make it readable. because hello it's me, using commas instead of full stops since 1988. [because i obviously could write when i was born. scratch that, i was probably born clutching my first unfinished 2top fanfic in a language that's not my native. it just took some years to finish it.] what i am trying to say here is, i guess, that i am ridiculously happy that you noticed. and even ridiculouslier happy that you enjoyed it. RUN ONS FOR THE WIN, RUN ONS FOR PRESIDENT ( ... )
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Nice work, this is one of my favorites.
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