JE ANON KINK MEME
JE ANON KINK MEME!
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
In other words, porn. Kinky porn.
Anon is on, IP logging is off.
1) Request a pairing / threesome / whatever and a kink
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a JE MEME, so at least one person HAS to be a member (past or present) of JE. Other Japanese actors/ ( Read more... )
There is some rustle and movement and strangled human noises coming from the other side of the bed and it takes Nakai a while to realise what Shingo just said.
“Wait, you mean Goro as in Inagaki Goro? You mean he is coming here too?”
Only silence answers him and he is sure Shingo is looking at him as if Nakai were the crazy one, but he refuses to open his eyes just yet. Because this is all wrong and it’s not what he planned to wake up to at all and contrary to what he tries to convey on TV, he doesn’t mind these guys, generally, maybe he even kind of likes them, sometimes. But right now he just wants them to disappear off the face of the earth, he wants to kind of like them from a safe distance and he definitely doesn’t want Goro coming over.
Alternatively, he still wants to die.
Some shuffling and footsteps give him a sudden streak of hope and he even dares breathe with some relief when doors are opened and shut, but judging from following noises, the party has moved no further than his kitchen (where Shingo is going to find coffee any moment now). That is still an improvement Nakai is thankful for, as he opens his eyes and is blessed with a view of Kimura getting out of bed and it’s all Kimura, uncontaminated by things like clothes or similarly unnecessary items, and Nakai remembers last night and he lets out a small sigh.
“I can’t really sleep when those two are plotting something,” Kimura shrugs. “What do we do now?”
“You can start by putting some pants on,” Nakai says and he doesn’t care that Kimura puts on Nakai’s old sweatpants that he finds on the floor, because all he wants is to go back to sleep and wake up tomorrow.
We don’t always get what we want, though. Sometimes we get so much more, and it’s just one of those days.
When he enters the kitchen, Nakai thinks maybe it’s not his kitchen at all. It looks like SMAP kitchen, with Shingo, still in a dress, frying something on the pan with admirable determination, Tsuyoshi filming it over his shoulder, topless Kimura sipping coffee at the table, and Goro. And a huge birthday cake.
“What the hell?” Nakai asks as Tsuyoshi turns around with the camera to film his face.
“Hello, Nakai-kun,” Goro says. “Happy birthday.” Kimura shoots him a weird look, to which Goro remains perfectly oblivious.
The cake takes up one third of the table and there is a drawing of, Nakai assumes, Nakai on it and a misspelled Happy Birhtday but he doesn’t notice (because when Shingo asked, “How do you write ‘birthday’?”, Tsuyoshi said, “Just write it with love,” and so Shingo did).
“So, uhm, what exactly are you guys doing here?” Nakai asks as he leans against the table and, quite against himself, he dips a finger in the cake and tastes it.
“We’re celebrating... oi, don’t ruin it!” Count on Kimura to scold the birthday boy for eating his own cake.
“Wait till the breakfast is done, it won’t take long,” Shingo adds.
“Goro-chan brought some edible food, so it’s fine,” Tsuyoshi explains, seeing the doubtful look on Nakai’s face. Nakai turns to Goro, expecting him to say something too.
“Happy birthday,” Goro repeats.
They just look at each other.
Nakai isn’t sure if it’s him or the atmosphere in the kitchen turns somewhat less festive all of a sudden.
“What is going on here?” Kimura gets up and walks over to Nakai and tries staring down at him, but Nakai doesn’t tear his eyes away from Goro, even as he addresses Kimura.
“You never let me tell you last night, but I’d had some experience with men before.”
“What, you mean Goro?” Kimura asks at the same time as Goro asks,
“Wait, what happened last night?” and he seems really confused and Tsuyoshi and Shingo suddenly pretend they’re not there and Nakai loses it.
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