You Are 90% Evil
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Nay, Pot banging PARADE!

OK. Today technically should post the sequel to my suicide bomberesque experience with the holter. Terrible day. Maybe more later.

However. For now. One. One very large bright spot. Actually. One very huge bright spot.

( Academic, Heal Thyself )

In the ever raging battle of style over substance score another victory for the former.

( President of Harvard Resigns, Ending Stormy 5-Year Tenure )

You know, for a guy being worked up for neurocardiogenic syncope (DAMN! Here I was all along hoping for the AVM or 'room sweeper' cranial bomb) a quick bout of hematospermia sure has a rapid pressor effect on the extremities. Up-to-Date tells me it's nothing to worry about and further "tests" are pending.* Any other guys, or gals, have any ( Read more... )

Although I fit the profile of a terrorist or suicide bomber perfectly, yesterday made me realize I probably couldnt cut it. Granted, I didnt have a discotheque in Tel Aviv to look forward to at the end of the evening--along with 70,000 white raisins (what you think I dont know the significance of diacriticals and vowels and thus difference between ( Read more... )

( The Kiss of Life )

Quite good. Though it suffers from being BOTH a espousal of liberal values and a rebuttal of el papa. Why is it that secularists are always trapped portraying themselves as the "younger monk" from the parable of the woman and the river? The secular liberalism he espouses is a good thing, period, write about that. Esp since his criticisms of ( Read more... )

Still the best punchline ever. Though a close second has to be: "Christopher Walken".

Hah!

[warning: Nerd Alert] In the 21st century facials and lower back tatoos as "targets" were popularized in film, jokes, and love nests of Onanists everywhere. Thinking ahead to the 22nd century when technical advancements in cybernetics will be all the rage I got to wondering ( Read more... )

...then you'd end up with the film CrashWhat? After hiring this large ensemble cast you couldnt hire extras for, oh say, the morgue attendant ( Read more... )