So I was at Tysons yesterday.  I like Tysons because it has every store I like- AE, H&M, Gap, NY&Co., Macy's, and much much more.  I planned on buying a new wardrobe.  I practically need one since all my clothes are better suiting for colder weather.  I was determined.  I looked at several items.  I am also trying to be more trendy ( Read more... )

Sometimes at work I feel like I am stuck between a rock (my bitch of a boss whom I can never please) and a hard place (a crappy economy with little options out there).

Money does not equal happiness. 

Pro- I am getting married.

Con- This may turn into my moms' fucked up version of keeping up with the Joneses.

Solution- Let them do whatever they want.  They got to pay if they want to play.

 It is becoming ever more obvious that unless I find a way off this project, I will never be able to speak to people.  I interact with ONE person the entire day.  ONE!  The ability to talk to people will be lost if I don't find a way out.

 So all and all the birthday party went VERY well.  Out of the night of drunken debouchery, I would like to share a story.  This story will in no way epitomizes the party, but I really want to share this ( Read more... )

I am so fucking glad that I no longer live at home.  My mother has this impecable ability to attempt to make me feel fucking retard about every life choice I make and then attempt to pick a fight when I get defensive.  I only get defensive because she puts me on the fucking defensive!  Contrary to what she believes, I do know how to do simple ( Read more... )

Dear Lady Who Uses a Paper Towel to Open the Bathroom Door to Exit,

Usually I would make some sort of statement to the effect of that is so wasteful of paper and how ineffective that act is, but hell, you really got me this time.  This time you were right.  That particular door handle, in this particular refined tech company office building just ( Read more... )

Work doesn't suck anymore.

Alan gets back to VA today.  I visit him on Friday.

I'd be more excited but I have a nasty cold right now.

Here is what I have learned about the real world in my 2.5 weeks into it:

1)  There is never enough money.
2)  There is never enough time.
3)  Even with the derth of money and time, there seems to be an abundance of answers, none of which make sense.

Still, it isn't so bad (gotta love those Fridays.)