I think we should start a clinic for boyfriends who suffer from foot in mouth disease.

What to say about the first "real" week.  No more training, but still going crazy trying to get people to explain to me what the hell in going on.  There have been good days and very very bad days.  But I decided Tuesday morning, after Monday's mess of a first day, that this isn't going to beat me.  I resolved not to have another night where I go ( Read more... )

So I made it through my second day at work with more confusion than what I started with.  My confusion lives in the fact that slowly but surely people in my training class are getting their work assignments and I have yet to receive mine.  I just want to know what I will be doing ( Read more... )

So today was my first day at IBM.  It was great but there was so much going on.  It was the first of 5 days of training- a mix between them telling me how to be a consultant and being indoctrinated with corporate culture.  I feel a little bit like I was getting lost in the mix.  They told me that I was supposed to feel important and all that stuff ( Read more... )

So this week definately had its ups and downs.

The Ups
Alan came to visit
Everyone came by to see my new place
Found an awesome new bar (Carpool)

The Downs
My new apartment has no overhead lights
My roomate's parents have impecable timing for knocking when I am only partially clothed
My cell phone died
I lost my keys
Money seems to not want to stay in my ( Read more... )

I like riding the metro when people aren't trying to kill each other.

I am officially a JMU alumni.

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Check that out.  You are looking at my new home!!!   It's the hotness.  You like?

Ever pass by a Jaguar parked right in front of your house when you live on a street with limited parking and think to yourself "man, keying this fucker's car would be really fucking nice right now"?

I love sunny days except for one thing- I can't get shit accomplished. I was the joy of the sun without the lazy feeling.

But I do love picnics in the park on Sundays!!!!