Rant
Dear Lady Who Uses a Paper Towel to Open the Bathroom Door to Exit,
Usually I would make some sort of statement to the effect of that is so wasteful of paper and how ineffective that act is, but hell, you really got me this time. This time you were right. That particular door handle, in this particular refined tech company office building just happened to be covered in AIDS. And not just regular AIDS either. That door handle was covered in the strain that affects you by palm contact. Good thing you used a paper towel to open the door.
Love,
Melissa