'Parently it is possible to housetrain ponies. Who'da thunk?

Still don't like 'em.

And I still can't fuckin' find a couch that don't break easy. Fuckin' riduclous. Don't make this shit like they used to.

{Stay down for Daddy ♫}

Th'fuck is it so fuckin' hard to find a decent fuckin' couch?

Fuckin' ridiculous.

[[OOC: You know what I just realised? I ACTUALLY SWEAR THAT MUCH. Um. Whoops? 8D]]

I don't like ponies.

Some punkass cockcheese has nicked off with my mug. It better be returned real fuckin' quick or heads are gonna roll. In fact, I'm gonna kick the ass of anybody and everybody within sight until someone grows enough balls to return it. Y'hear that, fucktards? Don't touch my fuckin' stuff.

It's the one that says 'World's Greatest DadASSKICKER', ( Read more... )