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[iwilleatursoul]

I don't like ponies.

Comments

[howmayiserviceu]

.......................what?

[iwilleatursoul]

How the fuck was that hard to understand?

[howmayiserviceu]

What you said was easy, it's the why you said it that is so confusing.

[iwilleatursoul]

Some kids bitch at their parents until they buy'em a pony.

Some kids cut out the fuckin' middleman.

[ybabhsuh]

If you don't like them, just give yours to me. I've been asking mommy for one for like five years now and she won't cough one up.

[iwilleatursoul]

There's probably a real fuckin' good reason for that. They're almost as goddamned messy as fuckin' Van Halen fans.

[perfectingporn]

Remember what happened to your hamster?

[ybabhsuh]

Lisa are you trying to make me cry bitterly with regret and shame?

[lazybosslady]

We really need to start doing some psychological testing before hiring people.

[iwilleatursoul]

They ain't fuckin' indoor animals, either.

[masked_likeyou]

Uh, is there a fuckin' reason you should?

[iwilleatursoul]

Apparently.

But I ain't fuckin' buyin' it.

[masked_likeyou]

Someone sane. Finally! Who woulda thunk?

They smell like shit, I bet.

[iwilleatursoul]

Cats are fuckin' bad enough.

But ponies can't even be goddamned house-trained.