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[iwilleatursoul]

I don't like ponies.

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[ybabhsuh]

If you don't like them, just give yours to me. I've been asking mommy for one for like five years now and she won't cough one up.

[iwilleatursoul]

There's probably a real fuckin' good reason for that. They're almost as goddamned messy as fuckin' Van Halen fans.

[perfectingporn]

Remember what happened to your hamster?

[ybabhsuh]

Lisa are you trying to make me cry bitterly with regret and shame?

[perfectingporn]

Always, baby. Always.

[ybabhsuh]

You just like how pretty I look with tears rolling down my face.

[perfectingporn]

You know it. ♥

[iwilleatursoul]

Hamster? Kinky. Maybe I should give him the fuckin' pony after all.

[perfectingporn]

That is less of a kink than you might assume!

Please don't. There's no room here.

[iwilleatursoul]

Are you always this much of a fuckin' spoilsport?

[perfectingporn]

It is one of my outstanding character traits. ♥

[iwilleatursoul]

Zat so? I'll keep that in mind.

[ybabhsuh]

I told you, I've been asking her forever! She won't buy me new videogames either!

[iwilleatursoul]

So toughen the fuck up and buy them yourself. Easy.

[ybabhsuh]

Dude, you don't understand. She's way scarier than you.

[iwilleatursoul]

And?