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[iwilleatursoul]

Some punkass cockcheese has nicked off with my mug. It better be returned real fuckin' quick or heads are gonna roll. In fact, I'm gonna kick the ass of anybody and everybody within sight until someone grows enough balls to return it. Y'hear that, fucktards? Don't touch my fuckin' stuff.

It's the one that says 'World's Greatest DadASSKICKER',

Comments

[folkyousideways]

I think I saw that in the sink at the studio.

[iwilleatursoul]

That's a neat fuckin' trick, since it lives in the gym staffroom.

[folkyousideways]

Maybe you brought it over and forgot.

[iwilleatursoul]

Th'fuck'd I do that? I got a perfectly fuckin' good mug at the station. And I ain't senile yet, Arisawa.

[lazybosslady]

When the hell did you get a parking space?

[iwilleatursoul]

Forever ago. I asked, they delivered~

[vs_pinkrobots]

Oooh, you could start drinking your coffee straight from the coffee pot, that way whoever took it would have to go through you and your GRRRRR! GRRRRR! DEATH! DEATH! glare to get any - the culprit will return your mug post haste out of fear!

Or we could share my thermos if you want - it has Hello Kitty on it!

[iwilleatursoul]

Eh. Still not as much fun as beating on some useless pieces of fuck.

......that's the creepy fuckin' cat with the stupid bow on its head, right? Thanks, but no thanks.

[vs_pinkrobots]

Oh, then can I bring a camera? We're studying violence in the media next semester, I'd like to have a solid base to build off of.

That's right! Hello Kitty is deceptively meek, but she's actually quite skilled in paw-to-paw combat. But perhaps you're more partial to Chococat?

[iwilleatursoul]

Sure, knock yourself out.

Th'fuck's Chococat?