So let's talk about the names they give makeup. Personally, I usually love them. They're so pretty. I'm kind of disappointed when cosmetics don't have pretty names. It doesn't affect whether or not I buy them, but it's always fun ( Read more... )

SINCE WHEN HAVE BOTTLECAPS (the candy) BEEN THIS SMALL? WHOSE DECISION WAS THIS? WHAT HO NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED???

-12:45 AM

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON TO EAT THANKSGIVING DINNER AT 2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON. NONE.

Uh, insert cute turkey picture here, or something, I guess, and everyone else enjoy having a normal holiday.

<3

-12:03 PM

I promised Ms. B I'd direct her to Twilight resources so she wouldn't have to go looking for it and get scarred ( Read more... )

I've just started rewriting my "book". From scratch this time ( Read more... )

My phone just beeped to tell me it's my birthday.
It's not, of course. It's not even my half birthday. (That's on May 24th and I am so having cake for it.)

Maybe it was saying I should be working. I haven't written anything tonight yet. Erk.

-4:52 AM

Oh my God, I just cannot get over Heath Ledger. It MAKES NO SENSE.
I was never really a fan, but I always thought he was pretty cool. I'm so sorry for his daughter.

-4:02 AM

Hey, guys? I have to tell you something, which you all already know, but I guess it bears repeating, because it's apparently not obvious to some (most) people:

I am NOT fifteen (15) years old!Actually, I am years older than that. Five, to be exact. I am twenty (20) years old. Two decades, ten times two, five times four, born in 1987, whatever you ( Read more... )

Okay, so, I look perfectly normal until I take a picture of myself. The picture comes out making my face look like it's sixty pounds or something, and somehow these bizarre dark circles just appear under my eyes. WTF I AM SO WELL RESTED IT ISN'T FUNNY I DON'T HAVE EYECIRCLES AND I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE A FAT FACE :(
I'm gonna sue Kodak :(

-12:46

OKAY THE ROACH IS BACK GUYS I thought my mother had caught it the other day but apparently THERE IS ANOTHER ONE AND I THINK IT'S LOOKING AT ME it's on the other side of the room though so it should be okay and wtf why do they like my ceiling so much aaaaaaaaaaaargh wtf.

-3:18 AM