so apparently my mother tried to use the microwave timer but instead she just turned it on and it like... overheated and turned itself off and the time wasn't showing anymore and now we're scared and we're just going to return it (there's a special warranty ( Read more... )

so long story short I set my microwave on fire last night and now the whole house stinks like burned electrical plastic ( Read more... )

hey guys

I have had A WEEK.

remind me to tell you when my computer comes home.

I saw the free clinic doctor today. I have to take Lamictal. I'm way too tired to explain why or what it is but I'm excited to start it. (I've been up since 5:30 this morning... couldn't sleep ( Read more... )

THIS IS THE GREATEST JUNK MAIL EVER. ( READ IT )

guys

I just really love left_to_love okay ( Read more... )

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD LET'S TALK ABOUT NICE THINGS ( Read more... )

I'm about 3 pounds heavier than my "if you go over this, throw yourself off the roof" weight ( Read more... )

My glasses just broke. The left arm's been holding on by a thread, and now it's popped clean off. By "popped" I mean somehow a hinge broke in some weird way that doesn't even seem possible because the other arm doesn't even have a hinge or a joint there, so... what? I've managed to stick it back on with some scotch tape, and now I look ridiculous ( Read more... )

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

THIS DOLL:


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