THIS IS THE GREATEST JUNK MAIL EVER. ( READ IT )

WHY HAVE I NO ANGRY ICONS. I NEED AN ANGRY ICON. THIS ONE WILL HAVE TO DO ( Read more... )

you guys ( Read more... )

I need a slushie ( Read more... )

So... I told her not to go out today. Remember that: I looked out the window, contemplated the dark skies, my sore throat, and the fact that I was still tired, and said I didn't want to go out. And then I told her I didn't think she should either. And I said it more than once, which I never do; I never tell my mother not to go out, period, and ( Read more... )

Oh, why do I care so much ( Read more... )

Just had a dream that Andrea was visiting and she had a car and then suddenly a bunch of cops drove up to my garage and drove... over each other (it was weird) trying to get in the side door so they could ask us about her car being robbed, and we were like wtf it was? And it was and it was upsetting, I think they took money ( Read more... )

There is the most amazing spam e-mail in my junk folder right now. It's from "silvernoles@yahoo.com" (whoever that is ( Read more... )

So Boyfriend and I are going to Chili's tomorrow night (no special reason, just feel like going out together) and we were talking about what I was going to wear (because I treat him like a female friend, I guess? I mean, he doesn't complain, so). And he suggests ( Read more... )

WTF at the kid supposedly in the balloon. Who turned out to be IN HIS HOUSE THE WHOLE TIME. I just wasted like four hours watching this story. P.S. CNN is dumb as shit, you guys. I didn't realize :(

-6:14 PM (Maybe I'll make French onion soup for dinner, mmmmm.)