HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I'M SICK SO I CAN'T GO OUT

BUT MAYBE THERE WILL BE CANDY :D

GOING TO DOCTOR TODAY, BRB

-12:06 PM

SINCE WHEN HAVE BOTTLECAPS (the candy) BEEN THIS SMALL? WHOSE DECISION WAS THIS? WHAT HO NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED???

-12:45 AM

It's Halloween and I have no candy. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, FOLKS.

-4:50 AM

Kylie Minogue wants me to get fat and rot out my teeth. I know this because the songs Cherry Bomb and Chocolate are both filled with sugary imagery. Oh, Kylie, why do you torment me so ( Read more... )