Went to the dentist on Tuesday. No cavities and perfect fillings. Which is good, because I had to pay for the visit out of my own money. Well, that's all the news from me.
-9:16 PM

Kylie Minogue wants me to get fat and rot out my teeth. I know this because the songs Cherry Bomb and Chocolate are both filled with sugary imagery. Oh, Kylie, why do you torment me so ( Read more... )

Had to go to the dentist today. Had a cavity filled. My cheek is numb and I'm hungry, but they said not to eat until the numbness goes away. I also have to pee but I can't untie the knot I made in my belt, because I'm just that awesome ( Read more... )

Well, I have a new cavity. I went for a cleaning today, and the lady (who I really like, by the way) said I had a baby bitty cavity (by the end of the visit, it became like a running joke- someone would say, "so you have to come back for that cavity-" and someone else would interrupt "it's just a little one!"). I think she made it herself. You know ( Read more... )