After months of separation, it was hard to believe that he and Marion had made it back to each other.

[ Sure, he had missed his brother and sister, but that didn't mean they had to come back into his life at the same time on the same damn day.]

[ I haven't built sandcastles in years.]

You Are Jaws


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[ Most of the threats and jokes Alex had made in the Alpaca's direction were harmless, however, he hadn't meant for the rented goat to attack the new editor]

25? I'm thinking empty orchestra. Blame The Pineapple Incident.

It was hard enough to drag her away from work without a fight without any promise of kinky pseudo-public sex or the promise of a reason. But, luckily for him, she was hungry. Honestly, this was an apology breakfast. He hadn't made it home until later and by then she was curled up in bed ( Read more... )

Astronauts. No question. They're smarter, faster, and they know what happens when their arm catches fire beyond, "It hurts, it hurts." Because it does...hurt. But astronauts would stop, drop, and roll. Cavemen would run around flailing. I'd laugh. The astronaut probably would too. It's no competition. All hail the laughing astronauts.