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[ Explain to me the definition of "mistake."]

[ They might as well imply I'm impotent, too. That's just about the only thing they haven't commented on.

For all ladies reading this...I'm not. I'm really not.

Damn writers.]

[Hiding]

He wasn't hiding in his office, per se. Editors didn't hide. They did work. And Alex Thomas was working. He was answering E-mails and editing and approving photos and not hiding. When he did emerge (from his not hiding) Martinez threw out names like Sasquatch and Beanpole. But those names didn't phase the new sports editor. He had more ( Read more... )

Your International Spy Name is Thrust Day


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Wouldn't exactly call it a promotion.

"Hey, it's Alex. Clearly, I'm not here. Leave a message at the beep."

[OOC: Both the muse and the mun can be reached here]