Shit.

SHIT.

Um. Moony. Moony, I- shit.

I've broken my lent. You win, Remus.

Shit.

PRONGS. PRONGS PLEASE HELP. MY DIARY THING HAS GONE BATTY. EVERYTHING'S IN SODDING CHINESE AND I CAN'T GET IT TO CHANGE BACK. I'VE LEARNT TO RECOGNISE 'SIRIUS,' CHOCOLATE,' AND 'SOD OFF' BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS COMPLETELY BUGGERED ( Read more... )

On second thought, perhaps this Skeeter bint is getting out of hand. Today she chased me up three flights of stairs, shrieking something about wanting an interview about my severe vasocongestion and threatening to report me to the authorities.

Clearly the girl is completely out of her tree.

Prongs, could we, erm...Prongs?

Prongs ( Read more... )

WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO WANK IN FRONT OF ME YOU RUDE LITTLE SOD I'M GOING TO EAT CHOCOLATE.

LOTS OF IT.

TEN GALLEONS' WORTH OF HONEYDUKES' FINEST BELGIAN TRUFFLES, TO BE EXACT.

MMM HOW DELICIOUS I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO FINISH IT ALL.

Prongs.

PRONGS.

PRONGS STOP PASTING EVANS' HEAD INTO THAT NAUGHTY MAGAZINE AND ENTERTAIN ME. I AM SO BORED AND NORMALLY I'D WANK JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO BUT IT'S LENT AND I'M NOT ALLOWED SO PLEASE GET OVER HERE FOR SOME VERY MANLY AND NOT HOMOEROTIC WRESTLING OR HAIR-BRAIDING OR SOMETHING.

...Right.

Evans? I just want to- ALRIGHT I'M DOING IT SHUT UP PRONGS. I want to apologise for those things I said to you yesterday. I didn't mean them and I'm- oh christ my face. owwwwww. Was it really necessary to smack my head into that suit of armour, James? Fuck me, ow ( Read more... )

Lady and Gentlemen, Boys and Girl, Unwashed Slytherin Gits, Assorted Inhabitants of the Brilliant and Occasionally Malfunctioning But Still On the Whole Rather Wonderful Invention, I have a very important announcement to make ( Read more... )

OI. MOONY. YOU BUSY?

WHAT THE SODDING GODDAMN HELL IS THAT.

MOONY!! MOONY ARE YOU READING THIS??! MOONY PLEASE HELP ME. I'M FAIRLY SURE IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, AND I'M DEFINITELY SURE IT WASN'T THERE YESTERDAY. PLEASE MOONY I THINK I'M DYING. PRONGS HAS BUGGERED OFF TO SPY ON EVANS AND FUCK KNOWS WHERE WORMTAIL'S GOT TO, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE ME ( Read more... )