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[istuffmypants]

Shit.

SHIT.

Um. Moony. Moony, I- shit.

I've broken my lent. You win, Remus.

Shit.

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[ihavebigprongs]

Prongs m'love. Moony is at his family's house. So he can't see this. So technically. Technically you can not tell him.

[ihavebigprongs]

No wait ... you're Padfoot. Not Prongs.

[ihavebigprongs]

...

[istuffmypants]

... James Francine Potter, I didn't think it possible but you're an even bigger idiot than I am.

I wish you would have told me that before I wrote it down. Now it's too late and he'll see it and make me do something extremely unpleasant. I hate Lent. Why did I agree to participate in this stupid bet in the first place?? DAMMIT JAMES WHY DON'T YOU EVER STOP ME FROM DOING THESE THINGS WHY DO I BOTHER KEEPING YOU AROUND ASIDE FROM THE SEXUAL FAVOURS AND YOUR ACCESS TO PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER?!??!

[moopylunin]

Aha. Ahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hah!

[istuffmypants]

OH SHUT UP AND DIE.

But not necessarily in that order.

DAMMIT MOONY I SAID TO SHUT- mrrrggfd. Remus don't be alarmed when I say this but I think you've gained about eight stone while you were away because you are CRUSHING MY RIBS NOW GET THE HELL OFF YOU MADDENED LADY BOY OF THE NIGHT SMOTHERING THING.

[moopylunin]

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER. And you bastard I have not gained anything at all. You're going to pay for that.

[istuffmypants]

OW OW OW THAT IS MY SPLEEN. GEROFF. YOU ARE SO CRUEL-HEARTED I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.