Alright, Moony, c'mere and get your present.

( AHAHAHA I'M A GENIUS! )

Moony, is that Charms essay still due tomorrow?

MOONY. MOONY HI. LOOK AT ME!! MOONNNNNNYYYYYYYYY HELLO HELLO! LOOK LOOK PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Oi Moonypanties. C'mere a minute.

Moony? Could we, um ... ?

OKAY WHY IS EVERYONE WALKING AROUND LIKE SOMEBODY DIED.

THE COMMON ROOM HAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING BRIGHT EYES ALBUM. IT'S UNNATURAL.

PRONGS.

PRONGS WHY DID THAT UNICORN TRY TO GIVE YOU AND EVANS THE GLASGOW HANDSHAKE IN CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES TODAY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DID THEY HAVE TO AMPUTATE EVANS' HAND?

Prongs who was that girl you were talking to? The one with the hair like topiary?

OKAY I'VE DECIDED SOMETHING. PAY ATTENTION, ALL OF YOU.

This year I'm finally going to nail Minerva.

AND I CAN HEAR YOU SCOFFING OVER THERE, JAMES SUZANNE POTTER. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE THAT HEAD BOY BADGE SOMEWHERE UNPLEASANT. MOONY HAS SPECIAL BOOKS AND I HAVE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN ANATOMY. I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THINGS.

HAHAHAHA LOOK WHAT I DID LOOK WHAT I DID PRONGS. PRONGS LOOK. I AM A GENIU- OUCH. HE BIT ME!!

You know, he's actually rather cute like this. Apart from the biting, obviously.