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PRONGS. PRONGS PLEASE HELP. MY DIARY THING HAS GONE BATTY. EVERYTHING'S IN SODDING CHINESE AND I CAN'T GET IT TO CHANGE BACK. I'VE LEARNT TO RECOGNISE 'SIRIUS,' CHOCOLATE,' AND 'SOD OFF' BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS COMPLETELY BUGGERED.
I CAN'T EVEN READ WHAT I'M WRITING.
I CAN'T EVEN READ THE WORD 'IS'.
YOU CAN'T GET VERY FAR IN LIFE WITHOUT 'IS', PRONGS, SO GET YOUR SPOTTY FRECKLY WRINKLY OLD MAN RESEMBLING BUM IN HERE AND FIX IT BEFORE I'M FORCED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC, OR WORSE, CONSTRUCTIVE. HOW ELSE CAN I BE EXPECTED TO AVOID MY POTIONS ESSAY. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
GODDAMMIT CHINESE IS STUPID. IT'S LIKE TRYING TO READ A FOREIGN LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING.
AND JAMES POTTER YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS MY CHILDHOOD OR ANYTHING ELSE OF EQUAL UNPLEASANTNESS. MOONY SAID YOU SHOWED HIM BABY PICTURES OF ALL THINGS YOU BASTARD WE AGREED TO DESTROY THOSE YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS I'M GOING TO TELL EVANS ABOUT THE TIME REGULUS PRETENDED TO BE A BANSHEE AND CHASED YOU UP A TREE AND YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AHAHA
I CAN'T EVEN READ WHAT I'M WRITING.
I CAN'T EVEN READ THE WORD 'IS'.
YOU CAN'T GET VERY FAR IN LIFE WITHOUT 'IS', PRONGS, SO GET YOUR SPOTTY FRECKLY WRINKLY OLD MAN RESEMBLING BUM IN HERE AND FIX IT BEFORE I'M FORCED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC, OR WORSE, CONSTRUCTIVE. HOW ELSE CAN I BE EXPECTED TO AVOID MY POTIONS ESSAY. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
GODDAMMIT CHINESE IS STUPID. IT'S LIKE TRYING TO READ A FOREIGN LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING.
AND JAMES POTTER YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS MY CHILDHOOD OR ANYTHING ELSE OF EQUAL UNPLEASANTNESS. MOONY SAID YOU SHOWED HIM BABY PICTURES OF ALL THINGS YOU BASTARD WE AGREED TO DESTROY THOSE YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS I'M GOING TO TELL EVANS ABOUT THE TIME REGULUS PRETENDED TO BE A BANSHEE AND CHASED YOU UP A TREE AND YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AHAHA