See, now I know it's love, because you wouldn't bust out Patrick trying to dance for just anyone.
(Patrick! And his horrible, horrible attempts to pole dance! I'm starting to think it's all an act, though. Like he's secretly a kinky dirty bastard, but he hides it by blinking innocently and balding.)
This is not crazy. This makes sense. Especially when compared with my other fic idea, Pete/Santino. But then I'd write it and kill myself, so no.
clearly, you are batshit insane, and it might be catching. i can't have your ramblings about pete/santino and, you know, probably baby murdering and whatnot clogging up my flist.
i do like your patrick theory, though. Like he's secretly a kinky dirty bastard, but he hides it by blinking innocently and balding. hee.
You know, people who write Patrick in assless leather chaps are in no position to be DEFRIENDING OTHERS. And which one of us mentioned Michael Kors/Santino, hmn? Oh, that's right, NOT ME.
Also, it's totally the wrong time of year for baby murdering. That's in the summer. Duh.
I might possibly be dying over here. Patrick. Daniel. Urgent fumblings in the yard.
Please, please, please tell me that at some point Daniel is working on a project and finds himself all surrounded by these bright primary colors, thinking of Patrick. and his bottom lip.
Urgent fumblings in the yard of someone who has your name, no less! And could possibly be you, in some alternate reality where you A) went to high school with Daniel and B) lived in Michigan. Think of it as a belated birthday present.
It is possible I want to write another of these. Possible.
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You rock the crack pipe, man.
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you. are. a. crazy. person.
and i love you for it.
my glee over this fic can perhaps best be summed up in the following sequence of pictures:
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(Patrick! And his horrible, horrible attempts to pole dance! I'm starting to think it's all an act, though. Like he's secretly a kinky dirty bastard, but he hides it by blinking innocently and balding.)
This is not crazy. This makes sense. Especially when compared with my other fic idea, Pete/Santino. But then I'd write it and kill myself, so no.
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clearly, you are batshit insane, and it might be catching. i can't have your ramblings about pete/santino and, you know, probably baby murdering and whatnot clogging up my flist.
i do like your patrick theory, though. Like he's secretly a kinky dirty bastard, but he hides it by blinking innocently and balding. hee.
patrick, dirty old man.
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Also, it's totally the wrong time of year for baby murdering. That's in the summer. Duh.
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dude. the fact that there's a character named cooper makes this even cooler.
daniel/patrick! oh crossovery love right there.
and the boy? mouth of SIN. just yes.
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More people should write Patrick giving blowjobs. God gave him that mouth for reasons, and singing's only one of 'em.
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I still have to write that Daniel/Jared/Jensen story. Honestly, it's a moral imperative.
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Please, please, please tell me that at some point Daniel is working on a project and finds himself all surrounded by these bright primary colors, thinking of Patrick. and his bottom lip.
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It is possible I want to write another of these. Possible.
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