So lcsbanana had this genius idea for ascended!Wash a while back, for Certain Reasons. And I joined wtf27. And then this happened.

( the sound of one hand clapping )

Remember how I said you could theoretically slash Daniel Vosovic with anyone? HAHAHAHA KILL ME.

This one's for beatpropx, kosher_pareve, and trollprincess. THEY KNOW WHY.

( cracking the code )

I wrote this a few months ago; it’s been sitting on my hard drive, waiting for the right time. It’s the Lost/Sandman story, so if you’re unfamiliar with either fandom, it might be a little hard to follow. I don’t think so, though.

After tonight, it is entirely possible there will be a sequel to this.

( you get a lifetime )

This is, for the record, a sequel to “sooner or later”. It is also a crossover with MPD Psycho; you don’t have to know what that is to understand the story, though you’re going to miss the joke about Kobayashi and Amamiya looking alike, and some of Amamiya’s explanation of his backstory ( Read more... )

Think of this as Britney and Kevin: Chaotic meets Ju-on: The Grudge.

There may be another part to this. We’ll see.

( sooner or later )

For Northlight's Five Women God Never Spoke To challenge. I'm not entirely sure this came out the way she intended, but I like it anyway.

( Abraham up the hill )

For katemonkey's birthday, part two: Go Go vs. Samara.

( such romantic notions )

Britney Spears in Dawn of the Dead. Now with 100% less mall!

( the day after tomorrow )