Originally written for callsigns for the DYW Ficathon V.2.0; Bill Beckett/Butcher/JWalk. Reposted here for housekeeping purposes.

--also, seriously, threeway.

( Tuesday-Thursday )

( Writing Meme 2006 )

So how did I spend my evening, you ask? Besides working on Unnamed Panic Fic That’s Actually Half-Done, Praise God? Writing Patrick/Babyface. PATRICK/BABYFACE. I feel so dirty.

( back at one )

clumsygyrl started it; callsigns enabled the process by saying “write more.” Patrick/Gambit. YES I WENT THERE.

( prince of thieves )

One day, I will write something in this fandom that is not at least ten pages. That day is not today.

Warning: features Patrick turning into a girl, extremely heterosexual Joe Trohman - and don’t think I won’t be remedying that soon enough - and gratuitous use of girlfriends whose names begin with A.

( just like Virginia Woolf )

This is for trollprincess, who did it first; and for wtf27, which is the crackiest comm *ever*, and y’all should go join right now.

( out of nowhere )

Remember how I said you could theoretically slash Daniel Vosovic with anyone? HAHAHAHA KILL ME.

This one's for beatpropx, kosher_pareve, and trollprincess. THEY KNOW WHY.

( cracking the code )

Dear Andrae:

Thank you for doing this interview. More importantly, if you could pass along a thank you to the editors for not showing that footage of Santino mock-raping you, that would be *great*. (And if you could kindly ask them not to put that on the DVD? Even better ( Read more... )

Wait, wait, wait, Frank and Jamia are married?

You know, when I was younger, pimps told their hos these things. You know, before the ho started what looks like a 20+ story about Frank and Gerard spending Christmas in Japan. And doing *research for it*.

( Things Learned From Pimp Discs, Vol. 2 )