Elementary SchoolbirthclodNovember 18 2011, 04:01:37 UTC
[Another day, another boring trip to the school. There have been strange mushrooms growing around town, but Clod mostly paid them no mind for the time being. Instead, she'll continue on with her day and deal with it as it comes.
If Black Mage were any observant, he would notice a collection of red and blue jellyfish following Clod while hiding in inconspicuous locations.]
Re: Elementary SchoolbirthclodNovember 18 2011, 04:15:18 UTC
[Oh, no you don't.
In retaliation, the jellyfish, after having recognized Black Mage as a threat, swoops down at him, attempting to latch onto his face. Should the attack be successful, Black Mage would find his energy being sapped away.
Clod notices through her connection with her familiars that one of them found something... well, strange. She turns and goes over to where Black Mage is, whether or not he managed to subdue the jellyfish.]
Action - Elementary SchoolimjustpickyNovember 18 2011, 04:25:33 UTC
[Aside from all the tripped-out people in the street on the way to school, the day was seeming to be a pretty average one for Picky. Class still sucked. Most of his classmates were still weirdos. At least his Game Boy was recharged.
So there he is in the lunch room, attempting to eat cafeteria meatloaf with one hand and play Tetris with the other.
It is not working out so great. But he's still trying.]
[Picky had a forkful of meatloaf partway to his mouth when he paused his game and looked to whoever it was that asked the question. The sight of the guy shocked him so much that he jolted, shoving himself back from the table and tossing that forkful across the cafeteria.]
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That magic is a bunch a fake bullshit an' you know it so stop paradin' it around like you're knowin' everythin'.
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No matter how much you try.
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I'll be havin' you know it takes quite the smarts to be figurin' out how white science works!
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Nope, I don't care.
But hey, I'm being generous today. How about I show you a trick and you tell me what you think about it?
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Great. If it isn't the biggest asshole in the Universe.
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I'd sign an autograph, but I am busy being cool. Go find pool to swim in fish boy.
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And not 'till you tell me the hell you're up to now.
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If Black Mage were any observant, he would notice a collection of red and blue jellyfish following Clod while hiding in inconspicuous locations.]
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He's going to try and scare off one of the jellyfish while stalking.]
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In retaliation, the jellyfish, after having recognized Black Mage as a threat, swoops down at him, attempting to latch onto his face. Should the attack be successful, Black Mage would find his energy being sapped away.
Clod notices through her connection with her familiars that one of them found something... well, strange. She turns and goes over to where Black Mage is, whether or not he managed to subdue the jellyfish.]
... Hello there.
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Stupid Jelly Fish stealing his stupid energy.]
Holf of kif...
EIIIBEEF!
[What he is actually saying there is "Hold on kid... Eyebeams!"
He's going to try and char the jellyfish on his face with a blast from his eyes.]
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Just what do ye think yer doin'?
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[The not so sneaky guy in the bushes says. Because that makes him less creepy, right?
At least this time he is telling the truth.]
Say, old bags, how many non drone kids do you think you got here?
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So there he is in the lunch room, attempting to eat cafeteria meatloaf with one hand and play Tetris with the other.
It is not working out so great. But he's still trying.]
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Hey kid, how's the food here?
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Eh, it's...
[Picky had a forkful of meatloaf partway to his mouth when he paused his game and looked to whoever it was that asked the question. The sight of the guy shocked him so much that he jolted, shoving himself back from the table and tossing that forkful across the cafeteria.]
Gaaah!
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[Starts eating. Not minding that there is no way to avoid the blood on himself when he does so.]
So, who do I have to kill to get a decently cooked meal in this place? Obviously not the lunch lady.
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