Action - Elementary SchoolimjustpickyNovember 18 2011, 04:25:33 UTC
[Aside from all the tripped-out people in the street on the way to school, the day was seeming to be a pretty average one for Picky. Class still sucked. Most of his classmates were still weirdos. At least his Game Boy was recharged.
So there he is in the lunch room, attempting to eat cafeteria meatloaf with one hand and play Tetris with the other.
It is not working out so great. But he's still trying.]
[Picky had a forkful of meatloaf partway to his mouth when he paused his game and looked to whoever it was that asked the question. The sight of the guy shocked him so much that he jolted, shoving himself back from the table and tossing that forkful across the cafeteria.]
[Picky drops his fork, pulls his Game Boy along with him, and is immediately moving down a seat. Then another seat. And tugging his lunch tray along, too.]
You, you... you didn't!
[He couldn't kill the lunch lady! Who killed lunch ladies?! (This guy, apparently.)]
[Picky is highly credulous. Picky will believe nearly anything, if told to him sincerely enough. This is complete nonsense and there's STILL a part of him that's buying it.]
So there he is in the lunch room, attempting to eat cafeteria meatloaf with one hand and play Tetris with the other.
It is not working out so great. But he's still trying.]
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Hey kid, how's the food here?
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Eh, it's...
[Picky had a forkful of meatloaf partway to his mouth when he paused his game and looked to whoever it was that asked the question. The sight of the guy shocked him so much that he jolted, shoving himself back from the table and tossing that forkful across the cafeteria.]
Gaaah!
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[Starts eating. Not minding that there is no way to avoid the blood on himself when he does so.]
So, who do I have to kill to get a decently cooked meal in this place? Obviously not the lunch lady.
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You, you... you didn't!
[He couldn't kill the lunch lady! Who killed lunch ladies?! (This guy, apparently.)]
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She just tripped, fell and set herself on fire. It was a real mess.
Be careful, that sort of thing seems to happen a lot around here.
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...She, she...
[He moves down another seat, for good measure.]
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Oh yeah, uh, while on fire she accidentally knocked over a bunch of things and got stabbed with random kitchen implements.
That's where the blood came from.
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[Picky attempts to move down yet another seat.]
AAAAHH!!!
[There isn't another seat there. He topples onto the floor and goes sprawling. As soon as he hits the floor, he's scrabbling back and away.]
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[Waves after the fleeing child.]
I'll be seeing you again, soon.
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